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Sneezing

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A man and a woman were sitting beside each other in the first class
section of a plane. The woman sneezed, took out a tissue, gently
wiped her nose and then shuddered quite violently for 10 or 15
seconds. The man went back to his reading.

A few minutes later, the woman sneezed again, took a tissue, gently
wiped her nose and shuddered quite violently as before. The man was
becoming more and more curious about the shuddering.

A few more minutes passed and the woman sneezed one more time.
Again she took a tissue, gently wiped her nose and shuddered violently.
The man couldn't restrain his curiosity. He turned to the woman and said,

"You've sneezed three times, wiped your nose with a tissue, then
shuddered violently! Are you all right?"

"I'm sorry if I disturbed you," the woman replied, "I have a rare
condition; when I sneeze, I have an orgasm."

The man was a little embarrassed but even more curious and said, "I've
never heard of that before. What are you taking for it?"

The woman looked at him and said, "Pepper."
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Post by Vee »

YES!

That's funny!
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Post by Chiron »

Good.
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