Bravery

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An Australian General a Russian General and an American General are observing a joint exercise.

The Russian General says "We have the bravest soldiers in the world and I'll prove it right now." The American General rolls his eyes and the Australian General kicks the dirt, staring at his feet.

"Private Koniev" barks the Russian General. "I order you to throw yourself under that T-72 !" The Private does as he is ordered and is instantly crushed. "That my friends is bravery !" says the Russian General.

"That's nothing" says the American General. "Private Smith" he roars, "I order you to climb that water tower and jump off." The Private climbs the tower, jumps off and is killed instantly. "That is bravery, comrade" the American General proudly proclaims.

They notice the Australian General hasn't said anything. "Oh, alright" he says. "Private Hogan, I want you to jump out of that plane without a parachute." Private Hogan swerves his head around and says "Go fuck yourself mate."

"THAT" yells the Australian General "IS TRUE BRAVERY."