Two Roosters

IntelToad · Post by **IntelToad** » October 19th, 2004, 7:42 am

One day on the farm, a young strong rooster walks into the hen house and shoves up against the old skinny rooster that is hanging out with the hens.

"Get outta here old man, Farmer Brown has brought me in here to take care of these bitches and its time for you to go !"

The old rooster pecks at the ground and then says, "Well youngster, let me tell you this. I'll race you accross the driveway to yonder shed. If you beat me, you get all the hens and all the corn I have stashed away. If I beat you, you need to fine your own hen house."

"Arlight" says the big strong rooster and they start the race.

The old rooster is skinny and quick so he takes the lead.

BLAM !!!! Farmer Brown blasts the young rooster with his shotgun.

"SON OF A BITCH !!!" Farmer Brown yells..."THAT'S THE SIXTH GAY ROOSTER I BOUGHT THIS MONTH !!!!"

McD · Post by **McD** » October 19th, 2004, 9:45 am

Bugsy · Post by **Bugsy** » October 22nd, 2004, 12:43 pm

ROFLMAO, that's two for two IT!!!

RideGrrl · Post by **RideGrrl** » October 22nd, 2004, 4:04 pm

LMAO!!!

That is awesome!

Joseph PrettyDeepWater · October 22nd, 2004, 4:54 pm