Today's Joke of the Day!!!

Bugsy · Post by **Bugsy** » October 13th, 2004, 2:31 am

A Taliban guy, an Iraqi and an American Soldier are sittin at a bar one hot day havin a drink.

The Taliban Guy finishes off his bottle of Camel Juice, throws the bottle in the Air and Yells........."In Afghanistan there is so much Camel Juice I never have to drink out of the same bottle twice", then he takes out his AK47 and while the bottle is still in the air shoots it all to hell.

The Iraqi guy not to be out done, slams back a shot of tequila, throws the shot glass in the air and yells "In Iraq there is so much sand to make glass I never have to drink outta the same shot glass twice", he takes out his RPG and while the shot glass is still in the air, blows the shit outta the shot glass with just one shot.

The American Soldier, seein all this and looking quite impressed calmly finishes off his Budweiser, throws the bottle in the air and while the Taliban guy and the Iraqi guy are lookin at the bottle in the air, the American Soldier takes out his 9MM and shoots both the Taliban and the Iraqi dead with just one shot each, then shoots the hell outta the Budweiser bottle while its still in the air and yells........

"THERE'S SO MANY DAMN TERRORISTS IN IRAQ THAT I NEVER HAVE TO SIT AND DRINK WITH THE SAME ONES TWICE"

GIVE ME ANOTHER FUCKIN BEER!!!!!

Earthpig · Post by **Earthpig** » October 13th, 2004, 3:53 am

Best one I've heard in awhile!

RLTW
EP

Kelly-Belly · Post by **Kelly-Belly** » October 13th, 2004, 4:17 am

Chiron · Post by **Chiron** » October 13th, 2004, 7:21 am

Great one

IntelToad · Post by **IntelToad** » October 13th, 2004, 12:06 pm

:D :D :D

Joseph PrettyDeepWater · October 13th, 2004, 4:47 pm

Great joke Ranger BeadleBug