An old one but a good one...
Two elderly Irishmen, Paddy and Seamus, are drinking in a bar.
Paddy says, "Seamus, you've been my best friend for many years and I love you like a brother. I want you to promise me to do something when I die."
Seamus says "Sure Paddy, whatever you want."
Paddy says, "Seamus, I want you to come to my grave a year after I die and pour a bottle of Bushmills on it. Will you do that for me old friend ?"
Seamus wrinkles his nose and scratches his head. "Sure Paddy, I'll do that for you...but would you mind if the Bushmills makes a detour through my kidneys on the way ?"
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He shouldn't mind the detour 
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French Commando 11-83
LRSLC Class 5-87
U.S. Army 1980-1984 and 1987-1990
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“Never tell people how to do things. Tell them what to do and they will surprise you with their ingenuity.”
George S. Patton
French Commando 11-83
LRSLC Class 5-87
U.S. Army 1980-1984 and 1987-1990
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“Never tell people how to do things. Tell them what to do and they will surprise you with their ingenuity.”
George S. Patton
