Funnier'n hell

[keithlester]

City dude decides to chuck it all, quits his job, and heads to the mountains of (insert favorite punching-bag state/country). He buys a house on a mountain top and settles-in to enjoy some peace and quiet. A few days into his new life, he finds a disheveled-looking mountain-man standing in his front yard. "Howdy, neighbor" says the stranger, "I just walked all damn day up this mountain to welcome you to the neighborhood and invite ya to a little git-together I'm'a havin' tomorrow. A good ol' knockdown dragout hill-folk throw-down"
"Why I appreciate that, neighbor. What exactly does a hill-folk throw-down entail?"
"Oh, you know, just good clean fun...drainkin', fightin', and fuckin'".
Cautiously, City Dude asks, "and what should I wear?"
"Ah, hell, wear whatever you want, aint gonna be but jus' you an' me"

[AngryPistols]

City dude decides to chuck it all, quits his job, and heads to the mountains of (insert favorite punching-bag state/country). He buys a house on a mountain top and settles-in to enjoy some peace and quiet. A few days into his new life, he finds a disheveled-looking mountain-man standing in his front yard. "Howdy, neighbor" says the stranger, "I just walked all damn day up this mountain to welcome you to the neighborhood and invite ya to a little git-together I'm'a havin' tomorrow. A good ol' knockdown dragout hill-folk throw-down"
"Why I appreciate that, neighbor. What exactly does a hill-folk throw-down entail?"
"Oh, you know, just good clean fun...drainkin', fightin', and fuckin'".
Cautiously, City Dude asks, "and what should I wear?"
"Ah, hell, wear whatever you want, aint gonna be but jus' you an' me"

All that's missin' is the one-eyed banjo picker...

[Kelly-Belly]

GOO!!!!! Damned Deliverance offspring......

[keithlester]

Don't anybody get the wrong Idea. I'm a Hillbilly born and bred. Good thing about us Hillbillies is we can laugh at ourselves, a rare commodity these days.