PICK UP LINES THAT MAY GET YOU KILLED
If you and I were squirrels, could I bust a nut in your hole?
I'd like to wrap your legs around my head and wear you like a feed bag.
If it's true that we are what we eat, I could be you by morning!
How do you like your eggs: poached, scrambled, or fertilized?
I was about to go masturbate and I needed a name to go with your face.
My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in.
Is that a keg in your pants? 'Cause I would love to tap that ass!
If your right leg was Thanksgiving & your left leg was Christmas, could I meet you between the holidays?
You remind me of a championship bass, I don't know whether to mount you or eat you!
Your parents must be retarded, because you are special.
Could I touch your belly button...from the inside?
I'm not too good at algebra, but doesn't U+I= 69?
How about we play lion and lion tamer? You hold your mouth open, and
I'll give you the meat.
Pick up lines that will get you killed.
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Parabellum
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Thanks Ranger JLP,
I am now armed with all I ever need to pick up the woman of my dreams! I'll be sure to use those next time I'm feelin lucky. I'll either get me a lil sumpin sumpin . . . or lose a testicle. It's a risk I'm willing to take, awesome lines!
Dud
I am now armed with all I ever need to pick up the woman of my dreams! I'll be sure to use those next time I'm feelin lucky. I'll either get me a lil sumpin sumpin . . . or lose a testicle. It's a risk I'm willing to take, awesome lines!
Dud
"The secret to happiness in life is finding that which you are willing to die for, and begin living for it."
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Kelly-Belly
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You never cease to amaze me!H8 Train wrote:How about this one:
"Can I pee in your butt."
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Mattoon's Goons
A 'Veteran' -- whether active duty, discharged, retired, or reserve --
is someone who, at one point in his life, wrote a blank check made payable to 'The United States of America,' for an amount of 'up to, and including his life.'
RS 3-78
Mattoon's Goons
A 'Veteran' -- whether active duty, discharged, retired, or reserve --
is someone who, at one point in his life, wrote a blank check made payable to 'The United States of America,' for an amount of 'up to, and including his life.'
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Shallow Grave
- Ranger
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jlp wrote:A new one.
Hey Bitch dont turn this rape into a murder.
Holy Shit, best line ever.C Co. 3/75 Ranger Regiment
Nov. 2005-present
Ranger School Class 04-08
Adapt and Overcome. Don't whine, just do it. Don't complain, just do it. Don't put on a suck face and want sympathy. Man the fuck up. - Ranger Disinfertention
Nov. 2005-present
Ranger School Class 04-08
Adapt and Overcome. Don't whine, just do it. Don't complain, just do it. Don't put on a suck face and want sympathy. Man the fuck up. - Ranger Disinfertention
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Parabellum
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Parabellum
- Ranger
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- Joined: February 25th, 2004, 5:32 pm
No I liked to use this one:V-Rod wrote:H8 Train wrote:jlp wrote:A new one.
Hey Bitch dont turn this rape into a murder.
Don't lie.
We all know you've used that one.
With or without you I am still fucking you in the ass tonight. Hope you will join me.
"We spoke to them in the only language they understood - the machine gun."
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