Rental Agreement

[RideGrrl]

A businessman meets a beautiful girl and
agrees to spend the night with her for $500.
Before he leaves, he tells her that he does
not have any cash with him, but he will have
his secretary write a check and mail it to her,
calling the payment 'RENT FOR APARTMENT.'

On the way to the office he regrets what he has
done, realizing that the whole event was not
worth the price. So he has his secretary send a
check for $250 and enclosed the following typed
note:

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Dear Madam:

Enclosed you will find a check in the
amount of $250 for rent of your apartment.
I am not sending the amount agreed upon,
because when I rented the apartment, I was
under the impression that;
1) it had never been occupied
2) that there was plenty of heat;
3) that it was small enough to make me feel cozy and at home.

However, I found out that it had been
previously occupied, that there wasn't any
heat, and that it was entirely too large.
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Upon receipt of the note, the girl immediately
returned the check for $250 with the following
note:

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Dear sir:

First of all, I cannot understand how you
expect a beautiful apartment to remain
unoccupied indefinitely. As for the heat, there
is plenty of it, if you know how to turn it on.
Regarding the space, the apartment is indeed
of regular size, but if you don't have enough
furniture to fill it, please don't blame the landlady.

Send the rent in full or we will be forced to
contact your present landlady.
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