Police stop

[Ranger Ron]

A Police STOP at 2 AM
An elderly man is stopped by the police around 2 a.m. and is asked where he is going at this time
of night.
The man replies, "I am on my way to a lecture about alcohol abuse and the effects it has on the
human body, as well as smoking and staying out late."
The officer then asks, "Really? Who is giving that lecture at this time of night?"
The man replies, "That would be my wife."

[Baseplate]

I laugh only to keep from crying

[colt1rgr]

Yeah, I'm laughing now, but I was once "married to the same woman: (eerie! ).

[Jim]

I've been married to that kind of woman, too. I tell people she drove me to drink -- and that was the best thing about our relationship.

[cams]

I've been married to that kind of woman, too. I tell people she drove me to drink -- and that was the best thing about our relationship.

Aye. I had a woman once that drove me to drink. She never came back to pick me up.

[Ranger Ron]

I've been married to that kind of woman, too. I tell people she drove me to drink -- and that was the best thing about our relationship.

Aye. I had a woman once that drove me to drink. She never came back to pick me up.

Cams, you are one of a kind.........Thank Grits!! Kidding Brother you do have a great mind and sense of humor.