A Police STOP at 2 AM
An elderly man is stopped by the police around 2 a.m. and is asked where he is going at this time
of night.
The man replies, "I am on my way to a lecture about alcohol abuse and the effects it has on the
human body, as well as smoking and staying out late."
The officer then asks, "Really? Who is giving that lecture at this time of night?"
The man replies, "That would be my wife."
Police stop
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Police stop
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for he today that sheds his blood with me shall be my brother!" - Shakespeare
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for he today that sheds his blood with me shall be my brother!" - Shakespeare
RLTW! - Land of the Free BECAUSE of the Brave
RS 3-70
SSG VN 69-70
I Co., 75th. Inf.
4/9 Inf., 25th ID
Mentored Ranger kozzman555
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Re: Police stop
I laugh only to keep from crying
HHC 1/75 mtrs Apr 2000- dec 2003
hang it, FIRE!!!!
"I feel sorry for anyone who is not an alcoholic---How would you like to wake up every moring & know that is the best you will feel all day?" W.C. Fields
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hang it, FIRE!!!!
"I feel sorry for anyone who is not an alcoholic---How would you like to wake up every moring & know that is the best you will feel all day?" W.C. Fields
1st Ranger Bn...We may not go down in history but we will go down on your sister
Re: Police stop
Yeah, I'm laughing now, but I was once "married to the same woman: (eerie! ).
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"Life is like a drop zone, sometimes you just miss the whole damn thing!"
Re: Police stop
I've been married to that kind of woman, too. I tell people she drove me to drink -- and that was the best thing about our relationship.
Re: Police stop
Aye. I had a woman once that drove me to drink. She never came back to pick me up.Jim wrote:I've been married to that kind of woman, too. I tell people she drove me to drink -- and that was the best thing about our relationship.
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"It is a heavy thing, to see a Father so strong in life, unable to rise."
"A great civilization is not conquered from without
until it has destroyed itself from within." -W. Durant
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Cams, you are one of a kind.........Thank Grits!! Kidding Brother you do have a great mind and sense of humor.cams wrote:Aye. I had a woman once that drove me to drink. She never came back to pick me up.Jim wrote:I've been married to that kind of woman, too. I tell people she drove me to drink -- and that was the best thing about our relationship.
SUA SPONTE - "We few, we happy few, we BAND OF BROTHERS;
for he today that sheds his blood with me shall be my brother!" - Shakespeare
RLTW! - Land of the Free BECAUSE of the Brave
RS 3-70
SSG VN 69-70
I Co., 75th. Inf.
4/9 Inf., 25th ID
Mentored Ranger kozzman555
http://www.75thrra.com" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false; - LM 183
http://www.ranger.org" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false; - LM 3537
for he today that sheds his blood with me shall be my brother!" - Shakespeare
RLTW! - Land of the Free BECAUSE of the Brave
RS 3-70
SSG VN 69-70
I Co., 75th. Inf.
4/9 Inf., 25th ID
Mentored Ranger kozzman555
http://www.75thrra.com" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false; - LM 183
http://www.ranger.org" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false; - LM 3537