A True Friend's Oath

[DocDaigle]

Well, here is a series of
>promises that really speaks to true friendship:
>
> (1) When you are sad - I will help get you drunk and plot revenge
against
>the sorry bastard who made you sad.
>
> (2) When you are blue - I will try to dislodge whatever is choking
you.
>
> (3) When you smile - I will know you finally got laid.
>
> (4) When you are scared - I will rag on you about it every chance I
get.
>
> (5) When you are worried - I will tell you horrible stories about
how
>much worse it could be.. and to quit whining.
>
> (6) When you are confused.. I will use small words.
>
> (7) When you are sick - Stay the hell away from me until you are
well
>again. I don't want whatever you have!
>
> (8) When you fall .. I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.
>
> This is my oath... I pledge it till the end. Why, you may ask?
Because
>you are my buddy.