The Snake Model

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Re: The Snake Model

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Very good!
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That sounded like a compilation of every BDA I've ever heard.
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Good stuff.
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Re: The Snake Model

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This joke gets better with ever iteration. I remember when there were only about 7 sections. Of course, we always get credited with eating the snake. :twisted:
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Re: The Snake Model

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That cracks me up every time I read it.
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Army Medic: Starts IV, gives antibiotics and begins
major surgery. Snakes dies during surgery. Medic
makes snake soup, and serves to Rangers.
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