You might be a muslim extremist if

[DoughBoy11C]

This is probably an old one, but I just got an E-Mail from my mom the other day, made me smile after a crap day.


You might be a muslim extremist if

> 1. You refine heroin
> for a living, but you have a moral objection to
> liquor.
>
> 2. You
> own a $3,000 machine gun, but you can't afford
> shoes.
>
> 3. You have
> more wives than teeth.
>
> 4. You wipe your butt with your bare hand,
> but consider bacon "unclean."
>
> 5. You think vests come in two
> styles: bullet-proof and suicide.
>
> 6. You can't think of anyone
> you haven't declared Jihad against.
>
> 7. You consider television
> dangerous, but carry explosives in your clothing.
>
> 8. You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs.
>
> 9. You have nothing against women and think every
> man should own at least four.
>
> 10. You've always had a crush on
> your neighbor's goat.
>
> 11. Your cousin is president of the United
> States