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Every wonder what Santa looks like in the summertime?

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Sorta take the joy out of Christmas doesn't it?
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That's gonna leave a mark.
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Ranger Bill wrote:That's gonna leave a mark.
On the golf cart seat! :shock:
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Where's his 18 wheeler and his dog? :lol:

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Thanks for the visual. :shock:
I can honestly say I will never look at Poke again in the same way.LOL!
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RangerRon wrote:Every wonder what Santa looks like in the summertime?

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Sorta take the joy out of Christmas doesn't it?

Nothin spreads Christmas Joy like....uh...nevermind...Ron, you had better send Slowepoke a really good Christmas present!!!!
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Oh my :shock:
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I don't play Golf!!!!! If I'm gonna hit a little white ball and then go chase it, it ain't gonna be any farther than the other end of the pool table!

Besides, I'd never wear that gay little bow to cover my cock!
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Slowpoke wrote:I don't play Golf!!!!! If I'm gonna hit a little white ball and then go chase it, it ain't gonna be any farther than the other end of the pool table!

Besides, I'd never wear that gay little bow to cover my cock!
OK, so the bow wasn't big enough.....but it was a close match. :lol:

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Really Oto, it wasn't necesary to re-post that photo ya prick!
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Y'all no what vurp is? Cuz I just did one....
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