Cop Joke

[RangerBob275]

A police cycle cop stops a driver for running a red light. The guy is a real
jerk and comes running back to the officer demanding to know why he is
being harassed by the Gestapo! So the officer calmly tells him of the red
light violation. The motorist instantly goes on a tirade, questioning the
officer's ancestry, sexual orientation, etc., in rather explicit terms.

The tirade goes on without the officer saying anything. When he gets done
with writing the ticket he puts an "AH" in the lower right corner of the
narrative portion of the ticket. He then hands it to the 'violator' for his
signature. The guy signs the ticket angrily, and when presented with his
copy points to the "AH" and demands to know what it stands for.

The officer says, "That's so when we go to court, I'll remember that
you're an asshole!"

Two months later they're in court. The 'violator' has such a bad driving
record he is about to lose his license and has hired a lawyer to
represent him. On the stand the officer testifies to seeing the man run
the red light. Under cross examination the defense attorney asks; "Officer
is this a reasonable facsimile of the ticket you issued my client?"

Officer responds, "Yes sir, that is the defendants copy, his signature and
mine, same number at the top.

Lawyer: "Officer, is there any particular marking or notation on this
ticket you don't normally make?"

Officer: "Yes sir, in the lower right corner of the narrative there is
an "AH," underlined."

Lawyer: "What does the "AH" stand for, officer?"

Officer: "Aggressive and hostile Sir."

Lawyer: "Aggressive and hostile?"

Officer: "Yes Sir?

Lawyer: "Officer, are you sure it doesn't stand for Asshole?"

Officer: "Well sir, you know your client better than I do!"

[RANGER513]

[K.Ingraham]

Every ticket issued by 513 for the next six months will have "AH" in the margins, in case he gets a set-up like that in court

[RANGER513]

Every ticket issued by 513 for the next six months will have "AH" in the margins, in case he gets a set-up like that in court

YOU KNOW IT !!!!!

ESPECIALLY if I see NDOG driving through my beat !

[Slowpoke]

If you happen to see an Interstate trailer being pulled by a blue Freightliner rapidly through your disrict, leave it the fuck alone. I let the dog drive once in a while and she likes to go faster than she should!