Retired man's job opportunity

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Retired man's job opportunity

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A retired man, trying to find something interesting to occupy his time, went into the Job Center in downtown Denver, and saw a card advertising for a Gynecologist's Assistant.

Interested, he went in and asked the clerk for details.

The clerk pulled up the file and read; "The job entails getting the ladies ready for the gynecologist. You have to help the women out of their underwear, lay them down and carefully wash their private regions, then apply shaving foam and gently shave off the hair, then rub in soothing oils so they're ready for the gynecologist's examination." "The annual salary is $65,000, and you'll have to go to Billings, MT, that's about 550 miles from here."

"Good grief, is that where the job is?" "No sir -- that's where the end of the line is right now."

I am sending this email from my spot in Colorado, I just may get the job!! Please send me a coat and some gloves!!
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Just remember for every "Penthouse Pet" there are fifty "People from Wal-Mart" hotties!!!
:shock: :shock:
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Re: Retired man's job opportunity

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Ranger Hix wrote:Just remember for every "Penthouse Pet" there are fifty "People from Wal-Mart" hotties!!!
:shock: :shock:
that's fucking generous odds.

ask any EMT/doc about their rotations... the ER is an ugly enough place.
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