The Pope and Pelosi

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Ranger Ron
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The Pope and Pelosi

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The Pope and Nancy Pelosi are on stage in front of a huge crowd.

The Pope leans towards Mrs. Pelosi and said, "Do you know that with one little wave of my hand I can make every person in this crowd go wild with joy? This joy will not be a momentary display, like that of your followers, but go deep into their hearts and for the rest of their lives whenever they speak of this day they will rejoice!"

Pelosi replied, "I seriously doubt that; with one little wave of your hand? Show me"

So the Pope slapped her.
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Re: The Pope and Pelosi

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This post is useless without pictures!!!!!


But funnier than shit anyway!!!!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: The Pope and Pelosi

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How does someone so effing crazy rise to such a high position of power? SAD
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Re: The Pope and Pelosi

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dbmtrman wrote:How does someone so effing crazy rise to such a high position of power? SAD
Democracy = mob rule
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