3 Little White Lies Men Should Always Tell

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Jenny Lynn
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3 Little White Lies Men Should Always Tell

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When I read this on the worldwide web today I immediately felt it a moral imperative to post the link to this article here:

http://lifestyle.msn.com/relationships/ ... &gt1=32023
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Re: 3 Little White Lies Men Should Always Tell

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That's one of the problems with women. They want to be lied to and then whine and moan when they do get lied to. Make up your mind... You shouldn't ask questions you don't want an honest answer to, :roll: . Besides that, alot of women don't know how to take a compliment, so men can't win. There's never a right answer.

I guess that's a good reason for this to be in the good humor, :lol: :lol: .
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Re: 3 Little White Lies Men Should Always Tell

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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

I hate to admit it, because you are absolutely right on this 289sotherhalf, but I already taught my son this... I felt I had to after he said loudly that the cashier at McDonalds was fat.

Every woman is young, skinny, and beautiful (he is 7, so we can't go with hot/sexy... although he did make a mishap, and told his teacher last year that she was 'hot.' There is a funny story!!!).

May not be true, but his future relationships will be sooooo much better if he doesn't wander around telling women they are cows. :lol:

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Re: 3 Little White Lies Men Should Always Tell

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289sotherhalf & DrD,
X's 2 on what you both posted

recently after a cousin's wedding we went out afterwards and watched one of the "big" kids go up to a woman that he was totally taken with.... he told her she was built for having children... ah she stomped off not happy

after he was given a few more drinks we male and female alike realized that he thought he had paid her a compliment; he was meaning that she was beautiful, and she was the type of lady he'd like to grow old and have children with

after all was said and done and when she later realized what he truly meant it all turned out good.... she gave him her phone number :D
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"All truths are easy to understand once they are discovered; the point is to discover them.” Galileo Galilei

"If our lives are endangered by plots or violence or armed robbers or enemies, any and every method of protecting ourselves is morally right” Marcus Tullius Cicero

"By special Pastoral appointment."
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