LEARNING CHINESE IN MINUTES

Chiron · Post by **Chiron** » July 9th, 2004, 11:53 am

Learn Chinese in 5 minutes....... READ OUT LOUD..

1) That is not right.........................Sum Ting Wong

2) Are you harboring a fugitive?.............Hu Yu Hai Ding

3) See me ASAP...............................Kum Hia Nao

4) Stupid Man................................Dum Fuk

5) Small Horse...............................Tai Ni Po Ni

6) Did you go to the beach?..................Wai Yu So Tan

7) I bumped into a coffee table..............Ai Bang Mai Fa Kin Ni

8] I think you need a face lift..............Chin Tu Fat

9) It is very dark in here...................Wao So Dim

10) I thought you were on a diet.............Wai Yu Mun Ching

11) This is a tow away zone..................No Pah King

12) Our meeting is scheduled for next week...Wai Yu Kum Nao

13) Staying out of sight.....................Lei Ying Lo

14) He is cleaning his automobile............Wa Shing Ka

15) Your body odor is offensive..............Yu Stin Ki Pu

16) Great....................................Fa Kin Su Pah

Bugsy · Post by **Bugsy** » July 9th, 2004, 12:13 pm

ROFLMAO Now that was some good Friday Get Ready for the weekend humor Ranger, preciate it!

Blacksrt4 · Post by **Blacksrt4** » July 9th, 2004, 6:26 pm

That was great...My favorite was number 16!!

LowCrawler · Post by **LowCrawler** » July 9th, 2004, 6:41 pm

That was the best Oriental joke ive heard in a long time!

Joseph PrettyDeepWater · July 9th, 2004, 10:17 pm

Great post!

~Joseph

Daniel_Boone · Post by **Daniel_Boone** » July 10th, 2004, 9:11 am

Great post Ranger Pafsanias. That was the funniest stuff I have read in a long time.