And THIS application is for the girls to give their men :D

[Moni D]

APPLICATION FOR A NIGHT OUT WITH THE BOYS
IName of Boyfriend/Fiance/,Husband:…................................................................................
I request permission for a leave of absence from the highest authority in my life for the following period:
Date: I
Time of departure:
Time of return
I
NOT to exceed:
Should permission be granted, I do solemnly swear to only visit the locations stated below, at the stated times. I agree to refrain from hitting on or flirting with other women. I shall not even speak to another female, except as expressly permitted in writing below. I will not turn off my mobile after two pints, nor shall I consume above the allowed volume of alcohol without first phoning for a taxi AND calling you for a verbal waiver of said alcohol allowance. I understand that even if permission is granted to go out, my girlfriend/fiance/wife retains the right to be pissed off with me the following week for no valid reason whatsoever.
Amount of alcohol allowed (units) Beer ___ Wine ___ Liquor ___
Total ___
Locations to be visited
Location:
Location:
Location:
From:
From:
From:
To:
To:
To:
Females with whom conversation
is permitted :-

IMPORTANT - STRIPPER CLAUSE: Not withstanding the female contact permitted above, I promise to refrain from coming within one hundred (100) feet of a stripper or exotic dancer. Violation of this Stripper Clause shall be grounds for immediate termination of the relationship.

I acknowledge my position in life. I know who wears the trousers in our relationship, and I agree it's not me. I promise to abide by your rules & regulations. I understand that this is going to cost me a fortune in chocolates & flowers. You reserve the right to obtain and use my credit cards whenever you wish to do so. I hereby promise to take you to a Kylie concert, should I not return home by the approved time. On my way home, I will not pick a fight with any stranger, nor shall I conduct in depth discussions with the said entity. Upon my return home, I promise not to urinate anywhere other than in the toilet. In addition, I will refrain from waking you up, breathing my vile breath in your face, and attempting to breed like a (drunken) rabbit.
I declare that to the best of my knowledge (of which I have none compared to my BETTER half), the above information is correct.
I
Signed - Boyfriend/Fiancee/Husband ………………………………………..
Request is: APPROVED ___ DENIED ___
This decision is not negotiable. If approved, cut permission slip below and carry at all times. X.. . . . . . .. .. . . . . . . . . . . . . . .. . .. . .. . . .. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .. . . . . .. .. . . .. .. . .. . . . . . . . .. . . .. . .. .. . . . . . .. .. . . .. .. . . . . .. . .. . Permission for my boyfriend/fiancee/husband to be away for the following period of time:
Date: I I Time of departure: I I Time of return: I
Signed - Girlfriend/FiancelWife: o(

[Steadfast]

Well Moni, I ain't gonna fill out the form. You ain't gonna give me one. I am wearing short shorts with half me jewels hanging down exposed and I am gonna let you see the winning lottery ticket I am holding half way in my zipper! Youse gonna hold open the door and invite me in for a spell! I'm anxious to see if you go for the jewels or the lottery ticket! I am sure I know as I walk past you into your home.

[Ranger2]

I don't know of a man who is going to fill out that form. If one does than he probably like men himself.

Ranger2

[Vee]

Bull-fucking-shit


Time to move on......................hang her out to dry quick

[Spartan]

I know someone who filled out such a form to rendezvous with the boys in Vegas, but I don't think he was successful in getting it signed.

[Ranger2]

I know someone who filled out such a form to rendezvous with the boys in Vegas, but I don't think he was successful in getting it signed.

That has to be Desert Sloth, he couldn't get it signed for the Reunion either.

Ranger2

[Moni D]

Well Moni, I ain't gonna fill out the form. You ain't gonna give me one. I am wearing short shorts with half me jewels hanging down exposed and I am gonna let you see the winning lottery ticket I am holding half way in my zipper! Youse gonna hold open the door and invite me in for a spell! I'm anxious to see if you go for the jewels or the lottery ticket! I am sure I know as I walk past you into your home.

LoL
Ranger Steadfast is that the Ranger version of the offoer I cant refuse???

I'm sure you know which one I'll take :D
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the lottery ticket!!! j/k

[Moni D]

I don't know of a man who is going to fill out that form. If one does than he probably like men himself.

Ranger2

Well Rangers, its a good thing that MY only qualification for MY man going out is that I dont have to do a DAMN thing while hes gone :D

[Kelly-Belly]

Haha, I should show that to Ranger Dis and see how hard he'll laugh at it, lol.

[RideGrrl]

Well Rangers, its a good thing that MY only qualification for MY man going out is that I dont have to do a DAMN thing while hes gone :D

Hmmm.

I wouldn't accept a list of rules/qualifications from a guy when I went out... so I wouldn't have any rules/qualifications for him either.

[Ron375]

Hmmm.

I wouldn't accept a list of rules/qualifications from a guy when I went out... so I wouldn't have any rules/qualifications for him either.

That's why we love ya she devil in chaps!

[Bugsy]

Hmmm. I wouldn't accept a list of rules/qualifications from a guy when I went out... so I wouldn't have any rules/qualifications for him either.

Oh really, hmmm you mean we don't have to have a "JOB", last longer than 5 seconds in bed........ (ok 6 seconds), talk to you afterwards, call you the next day just so you don't feel "used".

Or are you sayin that its ok to use and abuse you without ANY expectations at all other than a good ole fashioned American Wham Bam Thank you Ma'am Howdy, Hello, and Goodbye at the end.

[Moni D]

Just in case there are any newts or anyone for that matter thinking I am serious.... I DONT use a form for my guy (when i DO have one)... seemin like there're a few who seem to think I am serious, i am definitely NOT.

Usually am GRATEFUL for him to go out with friends!!!