Two friends that think alike

[Steadfast]

My rich friend bought his wife a 5 carat ring and a Mercedes. I asked why two presents? He said, "If my wife don't like the ring she can take it back to the jeweler in her new Mercedes and exchange it. My poor friend volunteered his info and he also bought his wife two presents. A pair of slippers and a dildo. I asked him why the two presents? He said, If she don't like the slipper's she can go fuck herself with the new dildo!

[Joseph PrettyDeepWater]

Thanks for the laugh Ranger Steadfast


~Joseph