Imagine yourself as a 12 year old little girl...(I said imagine, damn it). Now imagine ninja cat has her claws hooked into your face... if you pull, you pull off flesh chunks. Now you're at the mercy of the pay-back cat from hell. And payback is now...as she bites your face.
Oh yes, I hated that cat, and she knew it, and she knew I mocked her, and she found her time. But Kharma sucks ... she got her tail chopped off that Thanksgiving in the fan blade of the ole' Chrysler. Holy intervention, uh huh. I was giving Thanks.