What men would do if they had a vagina for a day
10. Immediately go shopping for zucchini and cucumbers.
9. Squat over a hand-held mirror for an hour and a half.
8. See if they could finally do the splits.
7. See if it's truly possible to launch a ping pong ball 20 feet.
6. Cross their legs without rearranging their crotch.
5. Get picked up in a bar in less than 10 minutes ... BEFORE closing time.
4. Have consecutive multiple orgasms and still be ready for more without sleeping first.
3. Go to the gynecologist for a pelvic exam and ask to have it recorded on video.
2. Sit on the edge of the bed and pray for breasts too.
1. Finally find that damned G-spot.
What men would do if they were women for a day...
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rakkasan_187
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Re: What men would do if they were women for a day...
LMFAO. I'm married as well and I would definetly agree to that.
RAKKASAN
RAKKASAN
OIF 2003, 05-06, 07-08.
A Co. Sappers 3STB 3BDE Rakkasan
101st Airborne Division AASLT
"NE DESIT VIRTUS"
" I didn't train you guys to be pussies. I trained you to kill the motherfucker when he points a weapon at you" COL. Steele, Former Rakkasan Brigade Commander.
A Co. Sappers 3STB 3BDE Rakkasan
101st Airborne Division AASLT
"NE DESIT VIRTUS"
" I didn't train you guys to be pussies. I trained you to kill the motherfucker when he points a weapon at you" COL. Steele, Former Rakkasan Brigade Commander.
Re: What men would do if they were women for a day...
...run screaming in terror when it started bleeding.
CSM RGRPUCK
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Operation Just Cause (Dec- Jan 89)
Operation Enduring Freedom (Jan-aug '03)
Operation Iraqi Freedom (Jan- July "04)
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Operation Just Cause (Dec- Jan 89)
Operation Enduring Freedom (Jan-aug '03)
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Re: What men would do if they were women for a day...
Find some one to punch it, women always say that it hurts I want to know whick one hurts worse
HHC 1/75 mtrs Apr 2000- dec 2003
hang it, FIRE!!!!
"I feel sorry for anyone who is not an alcoholic---How would you like to wake up every moring & know that is the best you will feel all day?" W.C. Fields
1st Ranger Bn...We may not go down in history but we will go down on your sister
hang it, FIRE!!!!
"I feel sorry for anyone who is not an alcoholic---How would you like to wake up every moring & know that is the best you will feel all day?" W.C. Fields
1st Ranger Bn...We may not go down in history but we will go down on your sister
Re: What men would do if they were women for a day...
The last 2 replies are OUTSTANDING!!!!
B Co. FIST 3/75 Rgr Rgt.
1991-2000
RS 9-92
Task Force Ranger 1993
For those who fight for it, freedom has a flavor the protected will never know.
1991-2000
RS 9-92
Task Force Ranger 1993
For those who fight for it, freedom has a flavor the protected will never know.
Re: What men would do if they were women for a day...
Talk on the cell phone, apply makeup and fiddle with the stereo all while doing 62 MPH in the fast lane... Then, wink and show cleavage at the cop when he shows up to work the TA.
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panthersix
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Re: What men would do if they were women for a day...
lesbian bar!
Doc Mac
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Ranger Class 11-80
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K.Ingraham
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Re: What men would do if they were women for a day...
Finally, someone's found an orginal solution!panthersix wrote:lesbian bar!
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"I am well aware that by no means equal repute attends the narrator and the doer of deeds” Sallust ‘The Catiline Conspiracy’
2d Bn U.D. for 75th Ranger Regt Assn
2d Bn(Ranger)75 Inf 1975-'77
RS 9-76
Former mentor to RANGER XCrunner.
"I am well aware that by no means equal repute attends the narrator and the doer of deeds” Sallust ‘The Catiline Conspiracy’
Re: What men would do if they were women for a day...
Honestly? I'd find a way to lick it!
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Re: What men would do if they were women for a day...
Pay ahead on your insurance EPEarthPig wrote:Honestly? I'd find a way to lick it!
RLTW
EP
I'd pay well just to watch you try and fold in half!
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2d Bn U.D. for 75th Ranger Regt Assn
2d Bn(Ranger)75 Inf 1975-'77
RS 9-76
Former mentor to RANGER XCrunner.
"I am well aware that by no means equal repute attends the narrator and the doer of deeds” Sallust ‘The Catiline Conspiracy’
2d Bn U.D. for 75th Ranger Regt Assn
2d Bn(Ranger)75 Inf 1975-'77
RS 9-76
Former mentor to RANGER XCrunner.
"I am well aware that by no means equal repute attends the narrator and the doer of deeds” Sallust ‘The Catiline Conspiracy’
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panthersix
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Re: What men would do if they were women for a day...
Go to band camp?
Doc Mac
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C.Co. WPNS 1/75 79-81
3rd Plt/498th Medevac 81-82
104th LRSD 92-93
422d CA BN (A) 94-97
118th ASOS 02-08
Ranger Class 11-80
C.Co. WPNS 1/75 79-81
3rd Plt/498th Medevac 81-82
104th LRSD 92-93
422d CA BN (A) 94-97
118th ASOS 02-08
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Re: What men would do if they were women for a day...
If that was true, you would have found a way to give yourself head...apparantly, not enough size to make it....so how the hell would you lick it?EarthPig wrote:Honestly? I'd find a way to lick it!
RLTW
EP
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I'm not the way I am because I was a Ranger - I was a Ranger because of the way I am.
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I'm not the way I am because I was a Ranger - I was a Ranger because of the way I am.
¿Querría usted el primer redondo en la rodilla o la cara?
The road goes on forever and the party never ends.