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0830-1730
Telemarketing Alligators:
I'm interested in hiring 3 semi-obnoxious, pushy people for a very boring, repetitious job of telemarketing. My current staff is the laziest group of individuals you will ever see,drag themselves to work Mon-Fri to decide whether to complain about the coffee, wether, the thermostat, or the Manager! When that's over, somehow they manage to organize themselves, make their calls, and make lots of money. Which is surprising because no one wants anything we sell! Because the price is too high and the economy stinks

I think he might have been hiring his own replacement- that was from the Kansas City Star- orig. pub. date unkown.

7 Tough Guys Needed
To box against inmates in a federal prison. Will Train, prize money to all applicants. No boxing exp please.

Boy I bet that position filled up quick! That was from the Vancouver (BC) Province




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Great now I have a job when I get out.
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H8train1/75 wrote:Great now I have a job when I get out.
:lol: :lol:
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7 Tough Guys Needed
To box against inmates in a federal prison. Will Train, prize money to all applicants. No boxing exp please.


Boy I bet that position filled up quick! That was from the Vancouver (BC) Province


:lol: :lol: Welcome to British Columbia. :twisted:
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RideGrrl wrote:
7 Tough Guys Needed
To box against inmates in a federal prison. Will Train, prize money to all applicants. No boxing exp please.


Boy I bet that position filled up quick! That was from the Vancouver (BC) Province


:lol: :lol: Welcome to British Columbia. :twisted:
:lol: :lol: :lol:
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