A mother enters her daughter's bedroom and sees a letter over the bed.
With the worst premonition, she reads it, with trembling hands:
It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm telling you that I eloped with my new boyfriend. I found real passion and he is so nice, with all his piercing and tattoos and his big motorcycle. But it is not only that mom, I 'm pregnant and Ahmed said that we will be very happy in his trailer in the woods. He wants to have many more children with me and that's one of my dreams. I've learned that marijuana doesn't hurt anyone and we'll be growing it for us and his friends who are providing us with all the cocaine and ecstasy we may want. In the meantime, we'll pray for the science to find the AIDS cure, for Ahmed to get better, he deserves it. Don't worry Mom, I'm 15 years old now and I know how to take care of myself. Some day I'll visit for you so you can know your grandchildren.
Your daughter,
Judith
PS: Mom, it's not true. I'm at the neighbor's house. I just wanted to show you that there are worse things in life than the school's report card that's in my desk drawer...I love you!
Dear Mom...
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Whew!!! I'd kick her ass for giving my wife a heart attack!
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I thought it was funny the whole way through.RideGrrl wrote:McD wrote:Whew!!! I'd kick her ass for giving my wife a heart attack!Yeah when I first got it I was reading and reading ("this isn't funny...
") but then the PS is good.
"We spoke to them in the only language they understood - the machine gun."
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BadMuther wrote:Me too!!!H8train1/75 wrote:I thought it was funny the whole way through.RideGrrl wrote:
It would have been alot cooler if it was...man."We spoke to them in the only language they understood - the machine gun."
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Yes I do. Yesterday I taught them Chink Cha-chingk Cha-chingk, the S&M man, and Taboo.RideGrrl wrote:DoorGunner wrote: You both are very, very sick
BAHAHAHA!
Must be a requirement to get in? Hate, do you include "sick" in the indoctrination of those RIPpies? ;)
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H8train1/75 wrote:Yes I do. Yesterday I taught them Chink Cha-chingk Cha-chingk, the S&M man, and Taboo.RideGrrl wrote:DoorGunner wrote: You both are very, very sick
BAHAHAHA!
Must be a requirement to get in? Hate, do you include "sick" in the indoctrination of those RIPpies? ;)
I READ THOSE!
I laughed, I guess I come by "sick" honestly. 
