Does Your Dick Touch Your Asshole??

[Moni D]

Grampa was watchin little Jimmy one day. He lit up a smoke, and Jimmy asks, 'Grampa, can I have one?'
Grampa says "Does your dick touch your asshole?"
Well...no" was jimmy's reply"Then no- you're too young"
Then Grampa opens up a beer. "Grampa, can I have a drink of that?"
"Does Your dick touch your asshole?"
"no..."
"then no- you're too young"
Later little Jimmy is in the kitchen with a glass of milk, eating his cookies
Grampa comes is and says "well now those look good- can I have some?"
Little Jimmy asks "Does your dick touch your asshole?"
"Well, Yes" Said Grampa
"then go fuck yourself- these are mine"

[McD]

[Moni D]

don't remember where I heard it but I get the impression it was at a baseball game, so probably one of the players

[Chiron]

[Looon]