Masturbation May Prevent Colon Cancer

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Mr_Handsome
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Masturbation May Prevent Colon Cancer

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Full story


As if I needed additional motivation.
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I may be blind with hairy palms, but I will not have colon cancer goddammit!
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So, I guess I've been eating all that fiber for nothing.
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YIPPEE!!
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ANGRYCivilian wrote:So, I guess I've been eating all that fiber for nothing.
Unless you're into some pretty freaky masterbating techniques.

Metamucil Jack?
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PocketKings wrote:
ANGRYCivilian wrote:So, I guess I've been eating all that fiber for nothing.
Unless you're into some pretty freaky masterbating techniques.

Metamucil Jack?
Hell yeah, mixed with some KY.
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