Masturbation May Prevent Colon Cancer

Mr_Handsome · Post by **Mr_Handsome** » April 23rd, 2008, 8:01 am

Full story

As if I needed additional motivation.

CatFish Driver · Post by **CatFish Driver** » April 23rd, 2008, 10:28 am

I may be blind with hairy palms, but I will not have colon cancer goddammit!

ANGRYCivilian · Post by **ANGRYCivilian** » April 24th, 2008, 5:43 am

So, I guess I've been eating all that fiber for nothing.

AntonA2W · Post by **AntonA2W** » April 24th, 2008, 6:00 am

YIPPEE!!

PocketKings · Post by **PocketKings** » April 24th, 2008, 6:42 am

ANGRYCivilian wrote:So, I guess I've been eating all that fiber for nothing.

Unless you're into some pretty freaky masterbating techniques.

Metamucil Jack?

ANGRYCivilian · Post by **ANGRYCivilian** » April 24th, 2008, 9:07 am

PocketKings wrote:
ANGRYCivilian wrote:So, I guess I've been eating all that fiber for nothing.
Unless you're into some pretty freaky masterbating techniques.

Metamucil Jack?

Hell yeah, mixed with some KY.