Rules for Showering

[johnjohnson1957]

Subject: The Rules for Showering


How to shower like a woman:


Take off clothing and place them in sectioned laundry hamper according to lights and darks.

Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown.. If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.

Look at your womanly physique in the mirror- make mental note to do more sit ups/ leg lifts,

Get in shower. Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, loofah, wide loofah, and pumice stone.

Wash your hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added vitamins.

Wash your hair again to be sure it is clean.

Condition your hair with grapefruit mint conditioner enhanced.

Wash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes until red.

Wash entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake body wash.

Rinse conditioner off hair.

Shave armpits and legs.

Turn off shower.

Squeegee off all wet surfaces in the shower.

Spray mold spots with Tilex.

Get out of shower.

Dry with towel the size of a smalll country.

Wrap hair in super absorbent towel.

Return to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head. If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.

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How to shower like a man:


Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of bed and leave them in a pile.

Walk naked to the bathroom. If you see wife along the way, shake weiner at her while making the "woo-woo" sound.

Look at your manly physique in the mirror. Admire the size of your weiner and scratch your ass.

Get in the shower.

Wash your face.

Wash your armpits.

Blow your nose in your hands and let the water rinse the snot off.

Fart and laugh at how loud it sounds in the shower

Spend majority of time washing private parts and surrounding areas.

Wash your butt, leaving coarse butt hairs stuck on the soap.

Wash your hair. Make a shampoo mohawk.

Pee.

Rinse off and get out of the shower.

Partially dry off.

Fail to notice the water on the floor because shower curtain was hanging out of tub the whole time.

Admire weiner size again in the mirror.

Leave shower curtain open, wet mat on the floor, light and fan on.

Return to bedroom with towel around waist. If you pass wife, pull towel off, shake weiner at her and make the "woo-woo" sound again.

Throw wet towel on her pillow and ....laugh as you fart again.

Have a great day! Oh....and woo woo!!

[RTO]

Woo Woo

On Utube or somewhere there is the coresponding video that goes along with this.

Funny and true.

[dirty1]

Subject: The Rules for Showering


How to shower like a woman:


Take off clothing and place them in sectioned laundry hamper according to lights and darks.

Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown.. If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.

Look at your womanly physique in the mirror- make mental note to do more sit ups/ leg lifts,

Get in shower. Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, loofah, wide loofah, and pumice stone.

Wash your hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added vitamins.

Wash your hair again to be sure it is clean.

Condition your hair with grapefruit mint conditioner enhanced.

Wash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes until red.

Wash entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake body wash.

Rinse conditioner off hair.

Shave armpits and legs.

Turn off shower.

Squeegee off all wet surfaces in the shower.

Spray mold spots with Tilex.

Get out of shower.

Dry with towel the size of a smalll country.

Wrap hair in super absorbent towel.

Return to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head. If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.

My wife apparently didn't get this memo

[dirty1]

Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of bed and leave them in a pile.

Blow your nose in your hands and let the water rinse the snot off.

Fart and laugh at how loud it sounds in the shower

Spend majority of time washing private parts and surrounding areas.

Pee.

Partially dry off.

Fail to notice the water on the floor because shower curtain was hanging out of tub the whole time.

Leave shower curtain open, wet mat on the floor, light and fan on.

Throw wet towel on pillow

She did get these though