A question of paternity

Ardent Lady · Post by **Ardent Lady** » January 13th, 2008, 7:42 am

Don't underestimate the older generation...

I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes. We decided to grab a bite at the food court.

I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting near him. The teenager had spiked hair in all different colors: green, red, orange, and blue. My dad kept staring at him. The teenager would look and find him staring every time.

When the teenager had enough, he sarcastically asked, "What's the matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?"

Knowing my Dad, I quickly swallowed my food so that I would not choke on his response - it would be a good one.

In classic style he did not bat an eye as he said, "Got drunk once and had sex with a peacock. I was just wondering if you were my son."

RANGER513 · Post by **RANGER513** » January 13th, 2008, 8:09 am

Longhorn96 · Post by **Longhorn96** » January 13th, 2008, 8:12 am

Chiron · Post by **Chiron** » January 14th, 2008, 3:47 am

Ranger Ron · Post by **Ranger Ron** » January 14th, 2008, 12:36 pm

I only wish I could still think that fast!

289sotherhalf · Post by **289sotherhalf** » January 14th, 2008, 4:40 pm

Bugsy · Post by **Bugsy** » February 18th, 2008, 7:15 am

Stumbled upon this one late..... but cracked me up just the same.