Comeback Line
Here's one for you...
This was in the Washington Post... the title of the article was
"Best Come Back Line Ever."
In summary, the police arrested Patrick Lawrence, 22 year old white
male, in a pumpkin patch 11:38 p.m. on Friday night.
On Monday, at the Gwinnett County (GA) courthouse, Lawrence was
charged with lewd and lascivious behavior, public indecency, and public
intoxication.
The suspect explained that as he was passing a pumpkin patch on his
way home from a drinking session when he decided to stop, "You
know how a pumpkin is soft and squishy inside, and there was no one
around for miles or at least I thought there wasn't anyone around" he stated in a telephone interview.
Lawrence went on to say that he pulled over to the side of the
road, picked out a pumpkin that he felt was appropriate to his purpose,
cut a hole in it, and proceeded to satisfy his alleged 'need.'
"Guess I was really into it, you know?" he commented with evident
embarrassment.
In the process of doing the deed, Lawrence failed to notice an
approaching police car and was unaware of his audience until
officer Brenda Taylor approached him.
"It was an unusual situation, that's for sure," said officer
Taylor.
"I walked up to Lawrence and he's just banging away at this
pumpkin."
Officer Taylor went on to describe what happened when she
approached
Lawrence.
"I said, "Excuse me sir, but do you realize that you're having sex
with a pumpkin?"
He froze and was clearly very surprised that I was there, and then
he looked me straight in the face and said...
"A pumpkin? Shit...is it midnight already?
