Mentor a DEP

Silverback · Post by **Silverback** » April 30th, 2004, 5:58 am

I am offering my mentorship to a DEP. My mentorship will extend throughout your trip to Ft Benning as I will be stationed there soon.

So if you are a wannabe with a sharp mind send me a PM, which tells me why you are worthy of my vast military knowledge. I will announce my selection within 1 week from today!

By the way, send me a pm that tells me how well your braing works, not how many people you can beat up. The Army can teach you how to shoot, but it won't make you smarter.

Nathan · Post by **Nathan** » April 30th, 2004, 12:30 pm

Ranger Gronk, I was wondering if I would be able to participate, I realise that I am not yet a DEPer. I plan on enlisting on my 17th birthday. I will hopefully not be in the DEP for very long.

Saltbitch · Post by **Saltbitch** » May 3rd, 2004, 2:33 pm

certiorari wrote:I'm also wondering if a newt would be able to recieve such an enormous gift.

Damn, RangerGronk.....what are you giving out, plasma screen TV's?

Spartan · Post by **Spartan** » May 3rd, 2004, 2:34 pm

certiorari wrote:I'm also wondering if a newt would be able to recieve such an enormous gift.

What sort of enormous gift were you looking for Cert?

Looon · Post by **Looon** » May 3rd, 2004, 2:35 pm

certiorari wrote:I'm also wondering if a newt would be able to recieve such an enormous gift.

I could have a lot of fun with this statement. I'll let someone else go first.

Nathan · Post by **Nathan** » May 3rd, 2004, 2:52 pm

Ranger Luna

certiorari wrote:
I'm also wondering if a newt would be able to recieve such an enormous gift.

I could have a lot of fun with this statement. I'll let someone else go first.

Ranger Spartan

certiorari wrote:
I'm also wondering if a newt would be able to recieve such an enormous gift.
What sort of enormous gift were you looking for Cert?

Ranger Saltbitch

certiorari wrote:
I'm also wondering if a newt would be able to recieve such an enormous gift.

Damn, RangerGronk.....what are you giving out, plasma screen TV's?

Permission to fall out of my chair laughing Ranger Saltbitch, Ranger Spartan, and Ranger Luna?

Saltbitch · Post by **Saltbitch** » May 3rd, 2004, 3:10 pm

Negative; you will laugh 'in place'. If you feel as though you are about to fall, put on a helmet. You may want to consider drinking more water, as you may be dehydrated.

Nathan · Post by **Nathan** » May 3rd, 2004, 3:12 pm

Saltbitch wrote:Negative; you will laugh 'in place'. If you feel as though you are about to fall, put on a helmet. You may want to consider drinking more water, as you may be dehydrated.

Roger, Ranger Saltbitch.

Silverback · Post by **Silverback** » May 3rd, 2004, 10:37 pm

DEPs and NEWTS,
I thought maybe a DEP was in need of help but it appears they are all set and squared away. I reckon I'll mentor their sorry asses if they ever attend Ranger school.

For those of you NEWTs that have inquired I will clue you in on something. Every Ranger on this site is a mentor. If you have a question and you have done the apporpriate search, then feel free to send it my way. I will not belittle you or make light of your question. I will offer my honest and experienced military opinion.

If you are looking for encouragement and kindness then I suggest you look somewhere else. I am not what you would consider a nice man! If you are looking for help in order to pursue your goal of serving in the most powerful Army in the history of mankind then we're good.

Earthpig · Post by **Earthpig** » May 4th, 2004, 5:39 am

Rangergronk wrote:DEPs and NEWTS,
I thought maybe a DEP was in need of help but it appears they are all set and squared away. I reckon I'll mentor their sorry asses if they ever attend Ranger school.

Wow! We've got some squared away DEPs! They obviously don't need your assistance, Rangergronk. YOU GUYS ARE SCREWING UP A GOOD THING HERE! THIS RANGER IS OFFERING A LOT!!! IF YOU ARE SO SQUARED AWAY THAT YOU DON'T NEED WHAT HE HAS TO OFFER, DRIVE ON.....BUT DON'T EVER LET US FIND OUT THAT YOU FAILED!

RLTW
EP

Looon · Post by **Looon** » May 4th, 2004, 6:28 am

We are offering somethin we never had. Hell, we didn't even have the internet to get info off of.

Nathan · Post by **Nathan** » May 4th, 2004, 6:51 am

Rangergronk wrote:DEPs and NEWTS,
I thought maybe a DEP was in need of help but it appears they are all set and squared away. I reckon I'll mentor their sorry asses if they ever attend Ranger school.

For those of you NEWTs that have inquired I will clue you in on something. Every Ranger on this site is a mentor. If you have a question and you have done the apporpriate search, then feel free to send it my way. I will not belittle you or make light of your question. I will offer my honest and experienced military opinion.

If you are looking for encouragement and kindness then I suggest you look somewhere else. I am not what you would consider a nice man! If you are looking for help in order to pursue your goal of serving in the most powerful Army in the history of mankind then we're good.

Ranger Gronk, I had expected your PM inbox, to be overflowing with DEP's requesting your mentoring.

BadMuther · Post by **BadMuther** » May 4th, 2004, 7:54 am

My adopted DEP likes Rap.......

I might have to cut him loose.....

Fucking A....Ranger Gronk offers his services and no takers.......

Blacksrt4 · Post by **Blacksrt4** » May 4th, 2004, 8:05 am

You cant spell Crap with out Rap...