Questionable questions

Hyperion · Post by **Hyperion** » February 3rd, 2007, 10:27 pm

Have you ever wondered...

Can you cry under water?

How important does a person have to be before they are considered
assassinated instead of just murdered?

Why do you have to "put your two cents in"... but it's only a "penny for
your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going?

Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were
buried in for eternity?

Why does a round pizza come in a square box?

What disease did cured ham actually have?

How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a
good idea to put wheels on luggage?

Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up
like every two hours?

Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?

Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars
to look at things on the ground?

Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway.

Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural?

Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible
crisp, which no decent human being would eat?

If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about
him?

Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?

If the professor on Gilligan's ! Island can make a radio out of a coconut,
why can't he fix a hole in a boat?

Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't
point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?

Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both
dogs!

If Wiley E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn't
he just buy dinner?

If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables,
what is baby oil made from?

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?:lol:

Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at
you, but when you take him for a car ride; he sticks his head out the window?

Charlie 51 · Post by **Charlie 51** » February 3rd, 2007, 10:58 pm

In the amount of time it took you to ponder these thoughts you could have been training for the most difficult experience of your life. Now get off the freakin computer and go do some PT!! Run, run and then run some more!!

JohnDowland · Post by **JohnDowland** » February 3rd, 2007, 11:39 pm

When this thumb switch is on "auto", can I only shoot at cars?

When it's on "safe", does this mean that everything will be alright?

When it's on "semi" does that mean that things might possibly not be alright?

Yeah, things will only be alright until you accidentally shoot yourself in the nuts because you were daydreaming during training

Do PT

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » February 3rd, 2007, 11:57 pm

Why do you post nonsense instead of reading valuable things on this website?

Why is it that so many of us were like you, but now aren't?

Why are you still reading this, when you could be doing pushups?

RTO · Post by **RTO** » February 4th, 2007, 12:06 am

You have my permission to become a 'post whore' like Ranger AbnRgr289 as soon as you get the title 'Ranger' under your name.

KW Driver · Post by **KW Driver** » February 4th, 2007, 12:34 am

RTO wrote:You have my permission to become a 'post whore' like Ranger AbnRgr289 as soon as you get the title 'Ranger' under your name.

pot, kettle, kettle, meet pot.

:D

RTO · Post by **RTO** » February 4th, 2007, 7:51 am

KW Driver wrote:
RTO wrote:You have my permission to become a 'post whore' like Ranger AbnRgr289 as soon as you get the title 'Ranger' under your name.
pot, kettle, kettle, meet pot. :D

+1

Draco · Post by **Draco** » February 4th, 2007, 3:18 pm