Things kids say Part 2

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Things kids say Part 2

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So Saturday I'm out pounding in fence posts so that I can keep my male boxer away from the neighbors little yipper. FYI When ever I break out the tools my wife dials 91_ and waits to dial the last 1 as 9 times out of 10 there is going to be some sort of injury. I am the Tim Allen of my familly :? So anyway I'm swinging this short handled sledge hammer doing preety good( I've got one in without incident). I start on the second post and completly miss the post, can't stop the momentum, sledge hammer slipps out of my hand, swings down and hits me right square in the middle of the Shin! Wham!!! Down I go off the ladder withering in pain, ready to cry like a baby and my three and a half year old puts his hand on me and says to me, with a very seriuos look on his face, "Daddy did that hurt". I couldn't help but laugh and I replied "Yes Dylan it did". Kind of took a little of the sting out. Kids!
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funnee. :lol: :lol: :lol: God bless the lad that brings smiles to our heart and makes all the physical pain somehow go away.
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Conversation I had with the Day Care provider this morning:

Her: "Your 5 yr old has some pretty strong political views for someone so young."

Me: "Really? What makes you say that?"

Her: "Yesterday she said to us : ' Saddam Hussein is a bastard, and I'm glad we nailed him!' "

I was proud 8)
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V-Rod wrote:Conversation I had with the Day Care provider this morning:

Her: "Your 5 yr old has some pretty strong political views for someone so young."

Me: "Really? What makes you say that?"

Her: "Yesterday she said to us : ' Saddam Hussein is a bastard, and I'm glad we nailed him!' "

I was proud 8)
That is hilarious. LMAO.
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