Wedding Joke:

Spartan · Post by **Spartan** » March 27th, 2004, 12:52 pm

Wedding Joke - as submitted by Rangercamaro:
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You are at the wedding...

You are a total Diva...

The best dress, a perfect hairdo...

You fall in love with an invited guest...

You get secret looks the entire night...

On the dance floor, he's by your side constantly, & he dances like a
God...

You are the couple of the evening...

The anticipated moment has arrived for all single women...

The bride is about to throw the bouquet...

You are first in line, in a strategic position...

Once there, you wait for the right moment...

You look at him sensually, and with your eyes you tell him...

If I catch the bouquet...I Will Marry You!

And then, the moment you've been waiting for...

The bride throws the bouquet...

He doesn't stop looking at you...

You jump like never before to catch the bouquet...

Your arms stretched out...

Your hands open...

And suddenly...

Everyone on the Internet is checking out YOUR RACK!

Slowpoke · Post by **Slowpoke** » March 27th, 2004, 1:03 pm

CLASSIC

Steadfast · Post by **Steadfast** » March 27th, 2004, 3:18 pm

Ah shit I didn't get a good look at the flowers! I like flowers and earrings. Oh yeah, she has nice tits too.

Did she catch the bouquet? Huh? anyone?

Nice one Ranger Camero.

P.S. Cat and/or Luna, who has better tits? this gal above or Porky? What do you say?

Looon · Post by **Looon** » March 27th, 2004, 3:32 pm

Nice one...............Nice tits, also.

Cat · Post by **Cat** » March 28th, 2004, 12:54 am

Steadfast wrote:P.S. Cat and/or Luna, who has better tits? this gal above or Porky? What do you say?

Missed something here . . . who's Porky?

Steadfast · Post by **Steadfast** » March 28th, 2004, 6:47 am

Cat wrote:
Steadfast wrote:P.S. Cat and/or Luna, who has better tits? this gal above or Porky? What do you say?
Missed something here . . . who's Porky?

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Cat wrote:
Steadfast (taken from Kentucky Special Forces - pg 2 - dated 21 MAR) wrote:
RGR Luna wrote:
Fucker Look at that guy.He's got breasts.

Looks to me that he has ammo in them thar pockets Luna. Weighing down his shirt. Check your pulse. See if you are still breathing?
I'm with Rgr Luna, I think those are breasts. He can't possibly have that much ammo - can he?

Steadfast wrote:don't talk about "Porky" like that! He's a killa!

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rangercamaro · Post by **rangercamaro** » March 28th, 2004, 10:47 am

damn, i'm going to more weddings...

(Just not mine)

Cat · Post by **Cat** » March 28th, 2004, 5:00 pm

Steadfast wrote:
Cat wrote:
Steadfast wrote:P.S. Cat and/or Luna, who has better tits? this gal above or Porky? What do you say?
Missed something here . . . who's Porky?

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Cat wrote:
Steadfast (taken from Kentucky Special Forces - pg 2 - dated 21 MAR) wrote:

Looks to me that he has ammo in them thar pockets Luna. Weighing down his shirt. Check your pulse. See if you are still breathing?
I'm with Rgr Luna, I think those are breasts. He can't possibly have that much ammo - can he?

Steadfast wrote:don't talk about "Porky" like that! He's a killa!
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Killa, yeah now I understand - man boobs

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