What not to look in a martial arts studio

EvilCouch · Post by **EvilCouch** » July 29th, 2006, 9:25 pm

If you go to a school to learn self-defense or a martial art and they're doing this, walk away.

MrsDocMac · Post by **MrsDocMac** » July 29th, 2006, 9:32 pm

The fine art of the "bitch slap"

EvilCouch · Post by **EvilCouch** » July 29th, 2006, 9:37 pm

Holy shit. There's a whole fucking series from this school.

http://www.youtube.com/profile_videos?user=ellathletica

Those chicks are going to fucking die if they get attacked.

"I'll nudge you in the foot and then slap you, while mumbling 'no' you big bully!"

Looon · Post by **Looon** » July 29th, 2006, 9:40 pm

I bet that was a demo of that idiot Moribund's jew-shitzoo.

HIIIIIIIIII-YAAAAAAH

Black 6 · Post by **Black 6** » July 29th, 2006, 10:52 pm

EvilCouch wrote:Holy shit. There's a whole fucking series from this school.

http://www.youtube.com/profile_videos?user=ellathletica

Those chicks are going to fucking die if they get attacked.

"I'll nudge you in the foot and then slap you, while mumbling 'no' you big bully!"

Tell you flat out, if someone did the "slap attack" to me, I would kick her in the bloody axe wound and then plan a fist in her face. The person that is teaching that should find themselves in one of Vee's photo shoots.

Looon · Post by **Looon** » July 30th, 2006, 4:51 am

Black 6 wrote:
EvilCouch wrote:Holy shit. There's a whole fucking series from this school.

http://www.youtube.com/profile_videos?user=ellathletica

Those chicks are going to fucking die if they get attacked.

"I'll nudge you in the foot and then slap you, while mumbling 'no' you big bully!"
Tell you flat out, if someone did the "slap attack" to me, I would kick her in the bloody axe wound and then plan a fist in her face. The person that is teaching that should find themselves in one of Vee's photo shoots.

RBL_M1A2Tanker · Post by **RBL_M1A2Tanker** » July 30th, 2006, 5:00 am

EvilCouch wrote:Those chicks are going to fucking die if they get attacked.

Dear god yes....how can anyone participate in this and seriously think it will help them?!

kageryu311 · Post by **kageryu311** » July 30th, 2006, 7:39 am

This is what is supposed to be done in a fight.

Looon · Post by **Looon** » July 30th, 2006, 8:36 am

kageryu311 wrote:This is what is supposed to be done in a fight.

EvilCouch · Post by **EvilCouch** » July 30th, 2006, 5:23 pm

I'm sorry, sir, but I'm gonna break your leg.

BANG! BANG!

Hehehe.

Bas Rutten's a fucking nut.

3/75mom · Post by **3/75mom** » July 31st, 2006, 9:29 am

Gotta love Bas Rutten!

Don't you ever do this.. he kinda sings it!

3/75mom · Post by **3/75mom** » August 2nd, 2006, 9:26 pm

Kageryu311, I'm diggin this Bas Ruten:http://www.spikedhumor.com/articles/434 ... lareal.html[/url]

armychick787 · Post by **armychick787** » August 3rd, 2006, 12:56 am

omg....that was horrible...they really would die if they got attacked...heres a question Rangers...if some female tried that shit on you (im not saying you would physically assult a female without have proper concent, just if you were arguing with a female and they pulled that shit...) what would be going through your mind?

EvilCouch · Post by **EvilCouch** » August 3rd, 2006, 3:19 am

armychick787 wrote:omg....that was horrible...they really would die if they got attacked...heres a question Rangers...if some female tried that shit on you (im not saying you would physically assult a female without have proper concent, just if you were arguing with a female and they pulled that shit...) what would be going through your mind?

True story, during an argument, a girl smacked me a couple times like that once and I seriously thought she was just trying to get some rough sex started. I smiled and said, "All right" and she backed up fast. At which point I realized that she wasn't nearly as kinky as I thought she was and sat back down.

Bah!

Sooo, yeah, smacking a guy like that isn't going to produce anywhere near the desired result. I think if anyone other than my wife smacked me like that now, I'd probably tag them in the solar plexus and walk away while they were gasping for air.