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Bugsy
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Sperm Bank Nurse

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A guy walks into a sperm donor bank wearing a ski mask and holding a gun. He goes up to the nurse and demands her to open the sperm bank vault.

She says "But sir, its just a sperm bank!", "I don't care, open it now!!!" he replies. So she opens the door to the vault and inside are all the sperm samples.

The guy says "Take one of those sperm samples and drink it!", she looks at him "BUT, they are sperm samples???" , "DO IT!".

So the nurse sucks it back. "That one there, drink that one as well.", so the nurse drinks that one as well.

Finally after 4 samples the man takes off his ski mask and says, "See honey - its not that hard."
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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Post by Black 6 »

fuckin funny, but she will probally aquire a taste for it chilled.


i would ice my junk if she would swaler :twisted:
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:lol: :lol: :lol:

Hey I got the ice cubes bring her on. 8)
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:shock: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Post by Petala »

Finally after 4 samples the man takes off his ski mask and says, "See honey - its not that hard."

He sounds experienced to me.... :lol: :lol:

Did I type that outloud? :twisted: :shock:
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Yikes...

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Must admit...I gagged after reading this one...

Umm... thanks for sharing, I think?

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:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Petala wrote:Finally after 4 samples the man takes off his ski mask and says, "See honey - its not that hard."

He sounds experienced to me.... :lol: :lol:

Did I type that outloud? :twisted: :shock:
Depends on your side of view. His wife may be the first one to refuse to swallow of the wimen he's met. Guess I could say the same about you since you do know. You sound experienced to me. :lol: :lol:


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