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ImportsRsloths · Post by **ImportsRsloths** » February 3rd, 2004, 1:14 pm

hahaha you can't be serious.....

Slowpoke · Post by **Slowpoke** » February 3rd, 2004, 1:16 pm

Another DEP with a "SHOOT ME" sign on his forehead......Shorebreak, it will proably cost you a piece of your ass when Ranger Saltbitch reads that.

BeerForMe · Post by **BeerForMe** » February 3rd, 2004, 2:30 pm

Shorebreak wrote:How much do you think An alternator for a 1990 buick cost?
Thanks for any help.

u should prolly go to a car forum...but call autozone..but itll be around 40 bucks..maybe a bit more

Ace · Post by **Ace** » February 3rd, 2004, 2:31 pm

You dont need an alternator...just ride with the windows down

BeerForMe · Post by **BeerForMe** » February 3rd, 2004, 3:03 pm

Ace wrote:You dont need an alternator...just ride with the windows down

LMAO

i hope u truly are kidding

Steadfast · Post by **Steadfast** » February 3rd, 2004, 4:47 pm

Take your 1990 Buick to a wrought iron place and let them cut a two foot square hole on the floor of the driverside. You won't need an alternator anymore. You will now have a Flintstone car. Just buy thick soles for your sneakers. As long as you dont have a convertible you can always run in the rain without your freakin head getting wet.

Ace · Post by **Ace** » February 3rd, 2004, 5:09 pm

BeerForMe wrote:i hope u truly are kidding

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Saltbitch · Post by **Saltbitch** » February 4th, 2004, 9:06 am

Fucking crack-monkeys.... Shitbrick, didn't I destroy you already? Are you just NOW getting back up? Do yourself a favor this time; AND STAY DOWN.

Saltbitch · Post by **Saltbitch** » February 5th, 2004, 12:37 am

Shorebreak wrote:Ranger saltbitch, When did you chew me out last?

What!? Have I been neglecting you? You feelin' the need for a little attention? Alrighty, my little cantaloupe head.....

An alternator? Gimme a fucking break...First of all, MY NAME HAS A CAPITAL 'S', GOT IT?? It's one thing to come on here acting like a fool; it's a completely different animal to come on here and INSULT ME like that. You just wanted an opinion on a car part!!?? GO FIND A FUCKING WEBSITE ON MOTORPOOL PERSONNEL. Or better yet; do a web search for 'alternators'.

SHEEESSHHHH....

proud dad · Post by **proud dad** » February 5th, 2004, 5:53 am

I had just finished reading Beer for Me's post on his quest for sexual satisfaction and didn't think it could get any funner when I clicked on this. Damn, come to this site to ask about an alternator? This is Funny shit. I love this site.

Looon · Post by **Looon** » February 5th, 2004, 12:10 pm

The only alternator you need to worry about is the ALTERNATING POSITIONS OF THE LEANING REST that the TABS are going to have your ass in IF YOU FUCKING MAKE IT.

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