My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a
year, and so we decided to get married. There was only one
little thing bothering me. It was her beautiful younger
sister.
My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very
tight miniskirts, and generally was braless. She would
regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got
more than a pleasant view of her private parts. It had to
be deliberate.
She never did it when she was near anyone else. One day
"little" sister called and asked me to come over to check
the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and
she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for
me that she couldn't overcome.
She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once
before I got married and committed my life to her sister.
Well,
I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She
said, "I'm going upstairs to m y bedroom, and if you want
one last wild fling, just come up and get me." I was
stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the
stairs.
When she reached the top she pulled off her panties and
threw them down the stairs at me. I stood there for a
moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the
front door.
I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.
Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing
outside, all clapping!
With tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged me
and said, We are very happy that you have passed our little
test.....we couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter.
Welcome to the family."
And the moral of this story is:
Always keep your condoms in your car.
