Military movies turned into Porn

Cat · Post by **Cat** » January 9th, 2004, 2:21 am

Well we've all seem them - military/war movies. What if your favorite one was turned into a porn movie. What would be the title and/or premise?
I heard one earlier tonight that gave me this idea.

Saving Ryan's Privates (Starring the Ranger known as Alabama)

Slowpoke · Post by **Slowpoke** » January 9th, 2004, 2:30 am

Apairoflips Now (Starring that certain Southern Belle)

Saltbitch · Post by **Saltbitch** » January 9th, 2004, 2:31 am

A Brasiere Too Full (A Bridge Too Far)
The Dirty Cousin (The Dirty Dozen)
Whora Whora Whora (Tora Tora Tora)

Cat · Post by **Cat** » January 9th, 2004, 2:35 am

How about a new version of Desert Heat (starring the duo Steadpoke and Slowfast

)

Spartan · Post by **Spartan** » January 9th, 2004, 4:00 am

The LONGest Day (The Longest Day), starring me, tearing through a local, uh, business (placed in France at the time after I get separated from my unit) and them having to cycle through more, uh, service person's s I wore each one out.

Cat · Post by **Cat** » January 9th, 2004, 4:15 am

Thanks Rgr Slowpoke but how did you know about that movie

. . .

Rgr Spartan your premise doesn't work -viagra wasn't around back then for that movie :D .

Steadfast · Post by **Steadfast** » January 9th, 2004, 5:55 pm

A bridge over the river Queer (A bridge over the river Kwai)

Baa Baa Blacksheep Squadron (right up Apollyon's Alley) (Black Sheep Squadron)

A Tit over Tokoyo ( Bomb Tokoyo or something like that)

To Hell's Whorehouse and back (To Hell and Back) Audie Murphy.

Combat starring Slowfast and Steadpoke and that famous actress capable of taking 40 men in one evening ladies and gentlemen. May I present that Worldly Actress, live from Greece, "Tac". (FOG's will have stunt doubles performing for them)

Pink Pussy Submarine (Pink Submarine)

McHales Bimbo Diving Navy (McHales Navy)

The Biggest Reddest One below the belt (The Big Red One)

The Thin Brazzare Line (The Thin Line)

Earthpig · Post by **Earthpig** » January 11th, 2004, 1:31 pm

How about:

Ploontang (Platoon)

Black Cock Down (BHD)

We Did Soldiers (We Were Soldiers)

The Iron Love Triangle (The Iron Triangle)

Platoon Eater (Platoon Leader)

The Battle of his Bulge (The Battle of the Bulge)

His Big Red One (The Big Red One)

and for you cops:
T.W.A.T.

RLTW
EP

Steadfast · Post by **Steadfast** » January 11th, 2004, 3:29 pm

Er EP, here's my $10. I wanna See Ploontang. Cat, Ya wanna come?

Horned Toad · Post by **Horned Toad** » January 11th, 2004, 3:29 pm

Where babes bare (Where Eagles Dare)

84 Chralies and a whore pic (84 Charlie mo pic)

Cat · Post by **Cat** » January 11th, 2004, 5:35 pm

Steadfast wrote:Er EP, here's my $10. I wanna See Ploontang. Cat, Ya wanna come?

Nah Rgr Steadfast. I want to go see the Iron Love Triangle

. I here Alabama makes a great performance.

Slowpoke · Post by **Slowpoke** » January 11th, 2004, 6:32 pm

They don't call him the ALABAMA SLAMMER for nothing!