Lone Ranger and Tonto

Chiron · Post by **Chiron** » July 26th, 2005, 1:26 am

The Lone Ranger and Tonto stopped in the desert for the night. After
they got their tent all set up, both men fell sound asleep.

Some hours later, Tonto wakes the Lone Ranger and says, "Kemo Sabe,
look towards the sky, what you see?"

The Lone ranger replies, "I see millions of stars."

"What that tell you?" asked Tonto.

The Lone ranger ponders for a moment then says, "Astronomically
speaking, it tells me there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of
planets. Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo. Time wise, it
appears to be approximately a quarter past three in the morning. Theologically, it's evident the Lord is all-powerful and we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What's it tell you, Tonto?"

Tonto is silent for a moment, then says "Kemo Sabe, you dumber than
buffalo shit. Someone stole tent."

RTO · Post by **RTO** » July 26th, 2005, 2:51 am

Daisey · Post by **Daisey** » July 26th, 2005, 7:11 am

centermass · Post by **centermass** » July 26th, 2005, 7:41 am

Hmmm,

Kemo sabe taketh mask from face....

white strip around eyes........

looketh like negative raccoon

289sotherhalf · Post by **289sotherhalf** » July 26th, 2005, 9:53 am

AbnRgr289 · Post by **AbnRgr289** » July 26th, 2005, 4:21 pm

SkyShark · Post by **SkyShark** » July 26th, 2005, 4:33 pm

Kilted Heathen · Post by **Kilted Heathen** » July 26th, 2005, 4:38 pm

Why did Tonto say Kimo-Sabe?

It's Apache for "shut the fuck up!"

Mom in Texas · Post by **Mom in Texas** » July 26th, 2005, 7:21 pm

Good one, Ranger Chiron! :D :D :D

Kilted Heathen wrote:Why did Tonto say Kimo-Sabe?

It's Apache for "shut the fuck up!"

:D :D :D :D

BullishTrooper · Post by **BullishTrooper** » July 27th, 2005, 7:56 am

:D :D :D :D Very Funny Ranger KH

RTO · Post by **RTO** » July 27th, 2005, 8:23 am

Kilted Heathen wrote:Why did Tonto say Kimo-Sabe?

It's Apache for "shut the fuck up!"

Close. But no cigar!!!

http://www.straightdope.com/classics/a4_061.html

or

http://www.aaanativearts.com/article888.html

keepsmilin · Post by **keepsmilin** » July 27th, 2005, 7:51 pm

Chiron wrote: Tonto is silent for a moment, then says "Kemo Sabe, you dumber than
buffalo shit. Someone stole tent."

Go Tonto

I've always been a lil fond of dudes in Loin Cloths...

-Smilin

Darksaga · Post by **Darksaga** » July 28th, 2005, 10:15 am

Just once I wanted to hear Tonto say... "What's with the 'we' shit?"

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