Hey Bull can I borrow dog? There is this bird that is in love with my side veiw mirror. It's craps on my car every day. I can't get a clean shot at the dam thing with a pellet gun. I am ready to break out the heavy weapons. That dam bird just pisses me off.
Willy, you need to set up an ambush around your vehicle. If said bird and or birdy buddies decide to poo on your vehicle place a trap and buck buck em down. Wish I was in your area I could use the target practice with my high standard. :D