Quotes

Spartan · Post by **Spartan** » December 15th, 2003, 8:47 am

OK - let's see how imaginative any of you newts can be. Write a quote that the soldier coming through the doorway was probably saying. If you're too stupid to figure out the setting, the hole that Saddam was hiding in is immediately to the soldier's rear.

lazydiva · Post by **lazydiva** » December 15th, 2003, 10:28 am

"Honest to god it was THIS big!"

Slowpoke · Post by **Slowpoke** » December 15th, 2003, 11:44 am

Damn, Diva.....I had a great one, but I can't top that. Leave it to a woman to think of that.

Harris · Post by **Harris** » December 15th, 2003, 1:13 pm

Well, the good news is that his prostate is in tact...the bad news is I need a gallon of disinfectant.

Scout78 · Post by **Scout78** » December 15th, 2003, 2:03 pm

"Dude, I swear to God I thought it was Santa Claus"

Andy · Post by **Andy** » December 15th, 2003, 5:43 pm

"...and then he said "look, I washed my hands for supper" "

Earthpig · Post by **Earthpig** » December 15th, 2003, 7:09 pm

Oompa-loompa-dibbuddy-doo, I solved another puzzle for you...
RLTW
EP

SV_JROTC · Post by **SV_JROTC** » December 15th, 2003, 7:21 pm

Raise the roof!

Cat · Post by **Cat** » December 15th, 2003, 9:44 pm

"I am Saddam Hussein, I am the President of Iraq"

Thats about the funniest thing I can think of.

Spartan · Post by **Spartan** » December 15th, 2003, 10:18 pm

"OK - I'm scrubbed, where's my next patient? - Hey! This isn't the ER! WTF?!"

BeerForMe · Post by **BeerForMe** » December 15th, 2003, 10:30 pm

[/quote]
Worlds 5th Largest army in 1990... a few billion dollars
Building "weapons of mass destruction" 750 million dollars
Funding Terrorists..100 million dollars

Your Punk ass getting a full cavity search buy an american grunt that hates your guts.
PRICELESS

Saltbitch · Post by **Saltbitch** » December 16th, 2003, 1:29 am

Does this look like corn to you?
OR
I found his jack-rag, anyone wanna sniff?

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