Apology to all Rangers and Ranger Instructors

dcrow1982 · Post by **dcrow1982** » April 10th, 2005, 2:31 pm

This is to all Rangers and Ranger instructos.

This is Spc.Crow of the Army Reserves. Yes I am a M.O.S q'd 74d or Chemical operations specialist very interested in becoming a Ranger and serving in the Army Rangers. But that's the reason for this post.

I am apologizing to all Rangers and instructors for my attitude on this forum knowing that I am not a Ranger or even a R.I.P candidate , my attitude towards the Rangers on the forum is very much unprofessional and conduct unbecoming a U.S Army soldier. I know 100% of the Rangers on here would rather smoke me to death and bathe in my blood for my foul mouth and lack of respect I have shown to the Rangers on here.There is no excuse for it but there is a reason for my incompitence .The unit I'm assigned to is a full fledged chemical unit from south carolina and the NCo's in my company are not really helpful in provding any information about anything that deals with the Army or any possible way to gain knowledge about other qualification's that can be obtained through training .Yes I am an O.I.F vet I was deployed to kuwait back inApr ,03 and later convoyed to Ballad Iraq . So I know little bit about combat but our mission was chemical recon , decon and smoke .I did not know about the Army Rangers until I was about 2 months into A.I.T on Ft. Wood when the movie Black Hawk Down came out. That is when I first learned about the Rangers but did not read up on how to become one . So this is an apology to all Rangers and Ranger instructors for my foul attitude and my severre lack of respect for the NCo's on this forum and the board and for my direct insubordination to all Rangers . I hope you can accept my apologies for being such a complete idiot and not respecting and answering you Rangers in the direct manner of respect you deserve and being total shit bag . If you feel the need to call me and personally chew my stupid ass out you can reach me at 307-635-7746 and ask for Spc. Crow .

Thank you for your time and possible acceptance of this apology to all Rangers .

Specific Rangers ;
Ranger Kilten Heathen
Ranger Silverback
Ranger Smiddy
Ranger H8 Train
SFC Hit_it
Ranger Steadfast

And any other Rangers I have failed to mention .

Spc .Crow
USAR
74D
O.I.F-1
Assigned with 2nd Cml Batt. Ft Hood Tx. , 3rd Army Div. during deployment

Steadfast · Post by **Steadfast** » April 10th, 2005, 2:41 pm

I'm gonna feed ya in a special bowl chemboi

EAT hearty. EAT all ya want.

.

Kilted Heathen · Post by **Kilted Heathen** » April 10th, 2005, 3:16 pm

You have impersonated an officer in several written pms' to me.
That is punishable under UCMJ.
Thi shit ain't cute any more.
Leave now and never post again or we'll report you to your COC.
Even those stupid bitches won't find this shit funny.
For once in your life be smart.

Fuck off.

dcrow1982 · Post by **dcrow1982** » April 10th, 2005, 3:19 pm

Actually Ranger Kilted Heathen the officer is my Father and that't not a joke. I know his Rank and unit of assignment , even when he was pinned and I was in Kuwait when it happened.But very clearly understood

BRanger91 · Post by **BRanger91** » April 10th, 2005, 3:25 pm

Fuck you!

BAN HIM PERMANANTLY!!

BRanger91 · Post by **BRanger91** » April 10th, 2005, 3:30 pm

I just wrote down that number too. I'll be calling it on Monday when I hit my office. I hope I get your dad too! Fucker!

Kilted Heathen · Post by **Kilted Heathen** » April 10th, 2005, 3:31 pm

You have just fucked up.
And I mean big time.
You have ignored my pm.
This is no joke anymore, even on the internet impersonating an officer is illegal.
You should have taken my advice.
There a few officers here that will not see the humor in this at all.
You have just fucked your career.
I can see you on a cot in Leavenworth now with your fucking head in your hands thinking "why didn't I listen and...

SHUT THE FUCK UP!"

Silverback · Post by **Silverback** » April 10th, 2005, 3:51 pm

OUCH!
SPC David Allen Crow, david.crow1@us.army.mil, (850) 769-0924 Army Reserve, 371st CM CO Det 1

chkray · Post by **chkray** » April 10th, 2005, 3:52 pm

Ya try and ya try - some motherfuckers just won't learn.

Like a little kid - ya' tell him not to touch the hot eye on the stove, and the little bastard goes and does it anyway.

Except, this fucker keeps touching that hot eye. Like he thinks it won't be hot next time.

Well, I guess somebody has to occupy the shallow end of the gene pool.[/u]

BRanger91 · Post by **BRanger91** » April 10th, 2005, 3:58 pm

Well that number doesn't exist according to phone the phone company stud!

Silverback · Post by **Silverback** » April 10th, 2005, 4:22 pm

SPC Crow...Do you have any last words?

Vee · Post by **Vee** » April 10th, 2005, 4:23 pm

Silverback wrote:SPC Crow...Do you have any last words?

Leave the sponge dry

chkray · Post by **chkray** » April 10th, 2005, 4:29 pm

Vee wrote:
Silverback wrote:SPC Crow...Do you have any last words?

Leave the sponge dry

Nah, soak that fucker in JP4.

Silverback · Post by **Silverback** » April 10th, 2005, 4:38 pm

He's done. I thought about leaving him in the live well on a stringer but he sucks too bad.

hit_it · Post by **hit_it** » April 10th, 2005, 4:42 pm

chkray wrote:
Vee wrote:
Silverback wrote:SPC Crow...Do you have any last words?

Leave the sponge dry

Nah, soak that fucker in JP4.

he just walked the mile..............