The chicken farmer

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Chiron
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The chicken farmer

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A chicken farmer went into a local tavern and took a seat at the bar
next to a woman patron and orders a glass of champagne. The woman perks
up and says, "How about that? I just ordered a glass of champagne too!"

He turned to her and said, "What a coincidence." He continued, "This is
a special day for me, I'm celebrating."
"This is a special day for me, too, and I'm also celebrating!" says the
woman.
"What a coincidence." says the man. They clinked glasses and he asked,
"What are you celebrating?"

"My husband and I have been trying to have a child. Today, my
gynecologist told me I'm pregnant!"
What a coincidence." says the man. "I'm a chicken farmer. For years all
my hens were infertile, but today they're finally fertile."
"That's great!" says the woman, "How did your chickens become fertile?"
"I switched roosters," he replied.
"What a coincidence," she said.
RS Class 5-82
French Commando 11-83
LRSLC Class 5-87
U.S. Army 1980-1984 and 1987-1990
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“Never tell people how to do things. Tell them what to do and they will surprise you with their ingenuity.”
George S. Patton
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