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ANGRYCivilian
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Scuba Wino wrote:Can I critisize a clown without walking a mile in his shoes?
No; but, you can beat the fuck out of him!
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If you are a male and you lick the forehead of a coworker who is a married woman, there is a 99.9% chance that you will land in the hospital due to her husband nearly killing you.... at least here in TN, at my work....
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MrsDocMac wrote:If you are a male and you lick the forehead of a coworker who is a married woman, there is a 99.9% chance that you will land in the hospital due to her husband nearly killing you.... at least here in TN, at my work....
But the real question is, did you enjoy getting licked? :shock: :lol:
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RTO wrote:
MrsDocMac wrote:If you are a male and you lick the forehead of a coworker who is a married woman, there is a 99.9% chance that you will land in the hospital due to her husband nearly killing you.... at least here in TN, at my work....
But the real question is, did you enjoy getting licked? :shock: :lol:
Actually, I think I got a rash..... nasty fucker..... :evil:
42L5V
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Do people who are cross-eyed see two of whatever they're looking at?
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Ranger175csar
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Post by Ranger175csar »

Ok.. time to lose some fucking weight!!
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Post by Baseplate »

I farted
HHC 1/75 mtrs Apr 2000- dec 2003
hang it, FIRE!!!!

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Darksaga
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Ranger175csar wrote:Ok.. time to lose some fucking weight!!
What? Getting a divorce Ranger?
"Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit upon his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats." -Henery Louis Mencken (1880-1956)

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Darksaga
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Ranger, is that interview with a Recruiter?
"Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit upon his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats." -Henery Louis Mencken (1880-1956)

"I might not be Airborne however, it's whats on my right sleave!"
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* 12/2005- present USAR Medic PL/ Human Terrain Teams
Ranger175csar
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Post by Ranger175csar »

Darksaga wrote:
Ranger175csar wrote:Ok.. time to lose some fucking weight!!
What? Getting a divorce Ranger?
Fuck no Jar Head!! :? .. And stop inquiring, I told you... Whatever happens in the Marines, stays in the Marines...:lol: Besides.... I'm from 1st Batt :shock:
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42L5V wrote:Do people who are cross-eyed see two of whatever they're looking at?


Yup! :D :D 8) 8) :twisted: :twisted:ImageImage
ANGRYCivilian
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Post by ANGRYCivilian »

ImageImage

Stereoscopic view!
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RRDTm3
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Post by RRDTm3 »

MrsDocMac wrote:
RTO wrote:
MrsDocMac wrote:If you are a male and you lick the forehead of a coworker who is a married woman, there is a 99.9% chance that you will land in the hospital due to her husband nearly killing you.... at least here in TN, at my work....
But the real question is, did you enjoy getting licked? :shock: :lol:
Actually, I think I got a rash..... nasty fucker..... :evil:
Worthless without pix!
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Post by 42L5V »

ANGRYCivilian wrote:ImageImage

Stereoscopic view!

TWINS!!!

:shock: :shock: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: 8)
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