Random thought of the moment.

ANGRYCivilian · Post by **ANGRYCivilian** » March 23rd, 2007, 11:14 am

Scuba Wino wrote:Can I critisize a clown without walking a mile in his shoes?

No; but, you can beat the fuck out of him!

MrsDocMac · Post by **MrsDocMac** » March 23rd, 2007, 1:29 pm

If you are a male and you lick the forehead of a coworker who is a married woman, there is a 99.9% chance that you will land in the hospital due to her husband nearly killing you.... at least here in TN, at my work....

RTO · Post by **RTO** » March 23rd, 2007, 1:35 pm

MrsDocMac wrote:If you are a male and you lick the forehead of a coworker who is a married woman, there is a 99.9% chance that you will land in the hospital due to her husband nearly killing you.... at least here in TN, at my work....

But the real question is, did you enjoy getting licked?

MrsDocMac · Post by **MrsDocMac** » March 23rd, 2007, 9:27 pm

RTO wrote:
MrsDocMac wrote:If you are a male and you lick the forehead of a coworker who is a married woman, there is a 99.9% chance that you will land in the hospital due to her husband nearly killing you.... at least here in TN, at my work....
But the real question is, did you enjoy getting licked?

Actually, I think I got a rash..... nasty fucker.....

42L5V · Post by **42L5V** » March 23rd, 2007, 10:45 pm

Do people who are cross-eyed see two of whatever they're looking at?

Ranger175csar · Post by **Ranger175csar** » March 24th, 2007, 8:13 pm

Ok.. time to lose some fucking weight!!

Baseplate · Post by **Baseplate** » March 25th, 2007, 2:33 am

I farted

Darksaga · Post by **Darksaga** » March 25th, 2007, 8:43 am

Ranger175csar wrote:Ok.. time to lose some fucking weight!!

What? Getting a divorce Ranger?

Darksaga · Post by **Darksaga** » March 25th, 2007, 4:33 pm

Ranger, is that interview with a Recruiter?

Ranger175csar · Post by **Ranger175csar** » March 26th, 2007, 11:01 pm

Darksaga wrote:
Ranger175csar wrote:Ok.. time to lose some fucking weight!!
What? Getting a divorce Ranger?

Fuck no Jar Head!! :? .. And stop inquiring, I told you... Whatever happens in the Marines, stays in the Marines...

Besides.... I'm from 1st Batt

RTO · Post by **RTO** » March 26th, 2007, 11:04 pm

42L5V wrote:Do people who are cross-eyed see two of whatever they're looking at?

Yup! :D :D

ANGRYCivilian · Post by **ANGRYCivilian** » March 27th, 2007, 5:06 am

Stereoscopic view!

RRDTm3 · Post by **RRDTm3** » March 27th, 2007, 5:27 am

MrsDocMac wrote:
RTO wrote:
MrsDocMac wrote:If you are a male and you lick the forehead of a coworker who is a married woman, there is a 99.9% chance that you will land in the hospital due to her husband nearly killing you.... at least here in TN, at my work....
But the real question is, did you enjoy getting licked?
Actually, I think I got a rash..... nasty fucker.....

Worthless without pix!

42L5V · Post by **42L5V** » March 27th, 2007, 8:31 am

ANGRYCivilian wrote:

Stereoscopic view!

TWINS!!!