Random thought of the moment.
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I have come to the conclusion that 99.999 percent of Americans driving a motor vehicle on a public roadway after midnight on a Friday have an I.Q. of 45 or lower.
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Re: Random thought of the moment.
Combined with the average BAC of .13 and you have the makings for an interesting night!RANGER513 wrote:I have come to the conclusion that 99.999 percent of Americans driving a motor vehicle on a public roadway after midnight on a Friday have an I.Q. of 45 or lower.
Stay safe out there Ranger.
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Re: Random thought of the moment.
I like to joke around and fuck with people A LOT. Yesterday afternoon the wife and I are at Costco at the cash register and I get a total of $300. So, I hand the cashier a $1,000,000 bill....she looks at it, holds it up to the light and asks, "Is this REAL?" My eyes bug out, my mouth falls open, and I put my head down on the miniature check writing desk and start laughing. Finally the HOT little box girl tells her no and she gives the bill back to me.
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Re: Random thought of the moment.
Not only do I find most civilians stupid, lazy, selfish & self centered, they are generally oblivious to their surroundings.
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Unless you cut in front of them in line at McDonalds........garyedolan wrote:Not only do I find most civilians stupid, lazy, selfish & self centered, they are generally oblivious to their surroundings.
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Repeal the 16th, enforce the 10th.
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"I come in peace. I didn't bring artillery. But I'm pleading with you, with tears in my eyes: If you fuck with me, I'll kill you all." Gen. James Mattis
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Well said....ever so true, Sir, ever so true.garyedolan wrote:Not only do I find most civilians stupid, lazy, selfish & self centered, they are generally oblivious to their surroundings.
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a kindred spiritSlowpoke wrote:I like to joke around and fuck with people A LOT. Yesterday afternoon the wife and I are at Costco at the cash register and I get a total of $300. So, I hand the cashier a $1,000,000 bill....she looks at it, holds it up to the light and asks, "Is this REAL?" My eyes bug out, my mouth falls open, and I put my head down on the miniature check writing desk and start laughing. Finally the HOT little box girl tells her no and she gives the bill back to me.
507th Air Ambulance
21st Field Evac Hospital
41st MASH
Walter Reed Army Medical Center
Brook Army Medical Center
I have slipped the surely bonds of Earth; put out my hand and touched the face of God.
To give less than your best is to sacrafice the gift.
21st Field Evac Hospital
41st MASH
Walter Reed Army Medical Center
Brook Army Medical Center
I have slipped the surely bonds of Earth; put out my hand and touched the face of God.
To give less than your best is to sacrafice the gift.
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Or a BATS result well above 0.08....or both.RANGER513 wrote:I have come to the conclusion that 99.999 percent of Americans driving a motor vehicle on a public roadway after midnight on a Friday have an I.Q. of 45 or lower.
507th Air Ambulance
21st Field Evac Hospital
41st MASH
Walter Reed Army Medical Center
Brook Army Medical Center
I have slipped the surely bonds of Earth; put out my hand and touched the face of God.
To give less than your best is to sacrafice the gift.
21st Field Evac Hospital
41st MASH
Walter Reed Army Medical Center
Brook Army Medical Center
I have slipped the surely bonds of Earth; put out my hand and touched the face of God.
To give less than your best is to sacrafice the gift.
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This must be true. When visiting my son at Moody AFB, he was wearing hismortar_guy78 wrote:At first I couldn't understand what you were talking about until I remembered that the Air Force issues bunny slippers.
Slippers. Sheesh.
when he came to the gate to sign me in. Although he claims that he got them
from Val Kilmer.
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507th Air Ambulance
21st Field Evac Hospital
41st MASH
Walter Reed Army Medical Center
Brook Army Medical Center
I have slipped the surely bonds of Earth; put out my hand and touched the face of God.
To give less than your best is to sacrafice the gift.
21st Field Evac Hospital
41st MASH
Walter Reed Army Medical Center
Brook Army Medical Center
I have slipped the surely bonds of Earth; put out my hand and touched the face of God.
To give less than your best is to sacrafice the gift.
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Re: Random thought of the moment.
You too?garyedolan wrote:Not only do I find most civilians stupid, lazy, selfish & self centered, they are generally oblivious to their surroundings.
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Yeah, that's such a rare outlook to find in this crowd.mortar_guy78 wrote:You too?garyedolan wrote:Not only do I find most civilians stupid, lazy, selfish & self centered, they are generally oblivious to their surroundings.
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"I come in peace. I didn't bring artillery. But I'm pleading with you, with tears in my eyes: If you fuck with me, I'll kill you all." Gen. James Mattis
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124 MI(LRSD) 90-91 (Desert Storm)
Repeal the 16th, enforce the 10th.
ΜΩΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ
"I come in peace. I didn't bring artillery. But I'm pleading with you, with tears in my eyes: If you fuck with me, I'll kill you all." Gen. James Mattis
Panem Et Circenses
My safe space
Re: Random thought of the moment.
If it came to a fight who would win: the Dos Equis Guy or the Old Spice Guy?
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Boudicca wrote:If it came to a fight who would win: the Dos Equis Guy or the Old Spice Guy?
I'm going with the Dos Equis Guy....cause he'll hit you in the face and you'll say thank you.
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I think I could definitely fight off THAT urge.IEDmagnet wrote:Boudicca wrote:If it came to a fight who would win: the Dos Equis Guy or the Old Spice Guy?
I'm going with the Dos Equis Guy....cause he'll hit you in the face and you'll say thank you.
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Re: Random thought of the moment.
Which Old Spice guy? If you're talking Bruce Campbell, it's a no brainer. If he can fight off armies of the living dead, he can kick the ass of some fruity bastard in a bar.
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Keep your mind in hell and despair not.
THE BEATINGS WILL CONTINUE UNTIL MORALE IMPROVES
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HHC 1/508 ABCT '01-'04
C co, HHC 2/1 IN '04-'07
C co, B co 1/24 IN '07-'11
D co 308th MI '12-'15
7th SFG(A) MICO '15-'18
C co 308th MI '18-Present
Keep your mind in hell and despair not.
THE BEATINGS WILL CONTINUE UNTIL MORALE IMPROVES