Random thought of the moment.

[RANGER513]

I have come to the conclusion that 99.999 percent of Americans driving a motor vehicle on a public roadway after midnight on a Friday have an I.Q. of 45 or lower.

[Oto-Man]

I have come to the conclusion that 99.999 percent of Americans driving a motor vehicle on a public roadway after midnight on a Friday have an I.Q. of 45 or lower.

Combined with the average BAC of .13 and you have the makings for an interesting night!


Stay safe out there Ranger.

[Slowpoke]

I like to joke around and fuck with people A LOT. Yesterday afternoon the wife and I are at Costco at the cash register and I get a total of $300. So, I hand the cashier a $1,000,000 bill....she looks at it, holds it up to the light and asks, "Is this REAL?" My eyes bug out, my mouth falls open, and I put my head down on the miniature check writing desk and start laughing. Finally the HOT little box girl tells her no and she gives the bill back to me.

[garyedolan]

Not only do I find most civilians stupid, lazy, selfish & self centered, they are generally oblivious to their surroundings.

[RangerX]

Not only do I find most civilians stupid, lazy, selfish & self centered, they are generally oblivious to their surroundings.

Unless you cut in front of them in line at McDonalds........

[merlyn]

Not only do I find most civilians stupid, lazy, selfish & self centered, they are generally oblivious to their surroundings.

Well said....ever so true, Sir, ever so true.

[merlyn]

I like to joke around and fuck with people A LOT. Yesterday afternoon the wife and I are at Costco at the cash register and I get a total of $300. So, I hand the cashier a $1,000,000 bill....she looks at it, holds it up to the light and asks, "Is this REAL?" My eyes bug out, my mouth falls open, and I put my head down on the miniature check writing desk and start laughing. Finally the HOT little box girl tells her no and she gives the bill back to me.

a kindred spirit

[merlyn]

I have come to the conclusion that 99.999 percent of Americans driving a motor vehicle on a public roadway after midnight on a Friday have an I.Q. of 45 or lower.

Or a BATS result well above 0.08....or both.

[merlyn]

At first I couldn't understand what you were talking about until I remembered that the Air Force issues bunny slippers.

Slippers. Sheesh.

This must be true. When visiting my son at Moody AFB, he was wearing his
when he came to the gate to sign me in. Although he claims that he got them
from Val Kilmer.

[mortar_guy78]

Not only do I find most civilians stupid, lazy, selfish & self centered, they are generally oblivious to their surroundings.

You too?

[RangerX]

Not only do I find most civilians stupid, lazy, selfish & self centered, they are generally oblivious to their surroundings.

You too?

Yeah, that's such a rare outlook to find in this crowd.

[Boudicca]

If it came to a fight who would win: the Dos Equis Guy or the Old Spice Guy?

[IEDmagnet]

If it came to a fight who would win: the Dos Equis Guy or the Old Spice Guy?

I'm going with the Dos Equis Guy....cause he'll hit you in the face and you'll say thank you.

[Boudicca]

If it came to a fight who would win: the Dos Equis Guy or the Old Spice Guy?

I'm going with the Dos Equis Guy....cause he'll hit you in the face and you'll say thank you.

I think I could definitely fight off THAT urge.

[mortar_guy78]

Which Old Spice guy? If you're talking Bruce Campbell, it's a no brainer. If he can fight off armies of the living dead, he can kick the ass of some fruity bastard in a bar.

Hail to the King, baby.