pick-up habits

CGoog · Post by **CGoog** » August 5th, 2006, 5:31 pm

cams wrote:
CGoog wrote:How about whe you split up with someone and they say "Hey how about we fuck one last time and leave on a good note" Anybody ever hear that one?
Heard it? I've done it, a few times, walk out nice and slow while they're still wiping it off their face....

SouthernBlonde · Post by **SouthernBlonde** » August 6th, 2006, 11:45 am

cams wrote:
CGoog wrote:How about whe you split up with someone and they say "Hey how about we f**k one last time and leave on a good note" Anybody ever hear that one?
Heard it? I've done it, a few times, walk out nice and slow while they're still wiping it off their face....

Of course, you make the requisite stop at the curtains on your way out...right, Ranger cams?

cams · Post by **cams** » August 6th, 2006, 12:54 pm

SouthernBlonde wrote:
cams wrote:
CGoog wrote:How about whe you split up with someone and they say "Hey how about we f**k one last time and leave on a good note" Anybody ever hear that one?
Heard it? I've done it, a few times, walk out nice and slow while they're still wiping it off their face....

Of course, you make the requisite stop at the curtains on your way out...right, Ranger cams?

VAK's idea, but ya, no sense havin' it stick to my thigh on the ride home.

SouthernBlonde · Post by **SouthernBlonde** » August 6th, 2006, 1:05 pm

cams wrote:
SouthernBlonde wrote:
cams wrote: Heard it? I've done it, a few times, walk out nice and slow while they're still wiping it off their face....

Of course, you make the requisite stop at the curtains on your way out...right, Ranger cams?

VAK's idea, but ya, no sense havin' it stick to my thigh on the ride home.

By all means...credit where credit is due, I knew where the idea originated...but I figured a good Ranger knows to adopt a clever SOP when he hears one, clearly

Jim · Post by **Jim** » August 6th, 2006, 4:18 pm

[quote="Old Grunt"]
A really good line, when delivered properly (with sincerity and an open smile) is; â€œHi. My name is (insert name here). Do you mind if I sit down?â€

ANGRYCivilian · Post by **ANGRYCivilian** » August 7th, 2006, 8:06 am

EvilCouch wrote:Best pick up line ever:

Does this smell like chloroform?

Oh, that made me laugh!

:D :D :D

IntelToad · Post by **IntelToad** » August 7th, 2006, 8:28 am

"My face is leaving in five minutes...be on it."

Looon · Post by **Looon** » August 7th, 2006, 8:31 am

Just before I had sex with my wife the last time, I stood up, dropped my boxers, and said to her "alright, lets get this over with!"

42L5V · Post by **42L5V** » August 7th, 2006, 9:05 am

Which year was that? You still have sex with your wife?

42L5V · Post by **42L5V** » August 7th, 2006, 9:37 am

Scuba Wino wrote:
42L5V wrote:Which year was that? You still have sex with your wife?
Who doesn't have sex with his wife?

I'm assuming you mean who doesn't have sex with his own wife...

42L5V · Post by **42L5V** » August 7th, 2006, 9:38 am

Sorry, probably shouldn't have gone there... I just couldn't resist.

RTO · Post by **RTO** » August 7th, 2006, 9:50 am

Scuba Wino wrote:
42L5V wrote:
Scuba Wino wrote: Who doesn't have sex with his wife?
I'm assuming you mean who doesn't have sex with his own wife...
No, I meant HIS wife!!!!

Bravo57 · Post by **Bravo57** » August 7th, 2006, 9:56 am

Used this one many times and have been granted access:

"hey, want to get naked and eat fruit loops?"