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Post by mikelogics »

Nancy wrote:

Kicking the hornet's nest? Heck, he's sticking his dick in it!
And I'll use it to slap anyone who shows up too. Who wants to get dickslapped by a fat man? Any takers?
Figures...... His dick's airsoft too.... with emphasis on SOFT
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Figures...... His dick's airsoft too.... with emphasis on SOFT
Speak for yourself chump.
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Nancy wrote:
Figures...... His dick's airsoft too.... with emphasis on SOFT
Speak for yourself chump.
What the fuck are you doing with you fatass up at.....let's see....

Mickeys big hand is on the 12 and his little hand is on the......

What are you doing up at 4 am?

When you're up, your body is using more oxygen then when in a state of rest...............

I bring this up because:

I am concerned about your health in general

You are very likely to be type II diabetic

Cholesterol and heart disease seem to be in your near future, not to mention the imminent likelyhood of a stroke or a heart attack.......................ALL OF WHICH I FOR ONE WOULD LIKE TO SEE HAPPEN IN THE 5 MINUTES SO YOU SAVE SOME OF THE O2 SUPPLY FOR THE REST OF US DEEMED WORTHY OF UTILIZING WHAT REMAINS ON THIS FUCKING PLANET.

9 pages. :roll:
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Nancy wrote:
You just wait. Someday, you're going to find yourself on an Airsoft range. Just you and the Cookie Monster. What you do then hotshot.....what do you do?
You will get schooled. I wouldn't bring too many buddies with you, it'll just make it harder to lie about your embarassment later if too many people see you get owned.
Nancy, about the only thing you've ever owned was a box of Ho-Ho's and a Yoo-hoo, you fat disgusting piece of shit.
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This chuckle head reminds me of the Cabbage Patch Kids.
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Hey fat ass, you wanna be cute with that piss on my Scroll pic?

Ain't no law against being a dumbass. But you ain't gonna come in here desicrating such an important part of our heritage and not get called on it. I'd like to butcher your fat ass into 300 lbs of souse meat. Fuck you. Fuck your buddies. Fuck your short dick games. And fuck your costumes. Cram a family pack of hotdogs into your suck and waddle your humongous ass the fuck out of our home, and go back to impressing the Jr High boys you suck off for self esteem.









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Nancy wrote:

Kicking the hornet's nest? Heck, he's sticking his dick in it!
And I'll use it to slap anyone who shows up too. Who wants to get dickslapped by a fat man? Any takers?
I have to admit this guy has balls. He first admits he's fat then he threatens to slap anyone with his dick. Either this guy honestly thinks he's hot shit or he's just nuts. Maybe you all should goto his airsoft range... hell I'll go. Only problem is I don't have an airsoft gun. My AR-15 will work just fine though :evil: . Anyone want to join?
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Post by Kilted Heathen »

AnotherDumbKid wrote:
Nancy wrote:

Kicking the hornet's nest? Heck, he's sticking his dick in it!
And I'll use it to slap anyone who shows up too. Who wants to get dickslapped by a fat man? Any takers?
I have to admit this guy has balls. He first admits he's fat then he threatens to slap anyone with his dick. Either this guy honestly thinks he's hot shit or he's just nuts. Maybe you all should goto his airsoft range... hell I'll go. Only problem is I don't have an airsoft gun. My AR-15 will work just fine though :evil: . Anyone want to join?
You know, you sounded intelligent on the phone...get out of the fucking kill-zone and shut the fuck up.
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Creeping Death wrote:Hey fat ass, you wanna be cute with that piss on my Scroll pic?

Ain't no law against being a dumbass. But you ain't gonna come in here desicrating such an important part of our heritage and not get called on it. I'd like to butcher your fat ass into 300 lbs of souse meat. Fuck you. Fuck your buddies. Fuck your short dick games. And fuck your costumes. Cram a family pack of hotdogs into your suck and waddle your humongous ass the fuck out of our home, and go back to impressing the Jr High boys you suck off for self esteem.









(Sorry Tool. The fat fuck deserved it for pissing on our Scroll).

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Post by Towedjmpr »

Holy shit.



Stay out of the Crisco, tubs.

By the way, that must be one tiny "playing field" cause I seriously doubt your fat ass could run around the block without stopping for some chicken fried twinkies and a 6 pack of Jolt.

But damn, you are a funny turd.
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Just another fat wannabee. Sad.
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Nancy wrote:
You just wait. Someday, you're going to find yourself on an Airsoft range. Just you and the Cookie Monster. What you do then hotshot.....what do you do?
You will get schooled. I wouldn't bring too many buddies with you, it'll just make it harder to lie about your embarassment later if too many people see you get owned.
So you will bring your toys and the Rangers will bring the real thing correct?
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Post by Hoover »

Darksaga wrote:
Nancy wrote:
You just wait. Someday, you're going to find yourself on an Airsoft range. Just you and the Cookie Monster. What you do then hotshot.....what do you do?
You will get schooled. I wouldn't bring too many buddies with you, it'll just make it harder to lie about your embarassment later if too many people see you get owned.
So you will bring your toys and the Rangers will bring the real thing correct?


Don't even go there...we have a policy here, no threats, no implied violence.....it a fuckin' pg-13 site.
Just let the kid beat his chest until he gets banned, no harm done.
Except for that scroll picture, he should be already banned for that one!
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Post by RangerX »

Hoover wrote:...Just let the kid beat his chest...!
Ugh. The fleshy splattering noise I just conjured up is enough to put a fella off his lunch.
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Hoover wrote:
Darksaga wrote:
Nancy wrote: You will get schooled. I wouldn't bring too many buddies with you, it'll just make it harder to lie about your embarassment later if too many people see you get owned.
So you will bring your toys and the Rangers will bring the real thing correct?
Don't even go there...we have a policy here, no threats, no implied violence.....it a fuckin' pg-13 site.
Just let the kid beat his chest until he gets banned, no harm done.
Except for that scroll picture, he should be already banned for that one!
Understood.
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